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Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love by isthisselfcare
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 Apr 2022
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Hermione straddles the Muggle and Magical worlds as a medical researcher and Healer about to make a big discovery. Draco is an Auror assigned to protect her from forces unknown – to both of their displeasure.
Features hyper-competent, fiery Hermione and lazy, yet dangerous, Draco. Slow burn.
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31 May 2026
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Tell Me That I'm Wrong by ShootingtheMoon
Fandoms: Dragon Age: The Veilguard (Video Game), Dragon Age (Video Games)
03 Jun 2026
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"Remind me, what have you been doing to help out lately?"
"I am trapped in the Fade."
"And whose fault is that?"
"Yours!"Ten years ago, Solas left the Inquisition more determined than ever to tear down the Veil. Enter Rook, stage right.
Title from The Bomb by Florence + The Machine
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01 Dec 2024
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The Vampire Spawn with the Green Hand and a Tadpole by Monkey_Madness123
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games), Dragon Age - All Media Types, Dragon Age: Inquisition
29 Jan 2025
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Astarion wakes up with his hand glowing an eerie green and a relentless tadpole squirming in his mind with no idea where he is. He's thrust into a heroic quest to save Thedas, but his path is filled with peril. He not only battles external threats but also grapples with his unrelenting thirst for blood. Whispers and speculations swirl around him, labeling him as a possible demon from the Fade or a runaway slave from Tevinter. Regardless, he's known as the infamous Herald of Andraste, a figure whose mere presence sparks chaos, uncertainty, and awe.
Trouble is bound to ensue with a vampire at the helm of the Inquisition.
[This fic has been abandoned, but it is long enough to still be a good read.]
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24 Jun 2024
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Glowing Glass by Missjlh
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games), Dragon Age - All Media Types, Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age (Video Games)
15 Jan 2025
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“Common sense dictates one does not simply walk through mysterious portals, particularly active ones in a hostile environment,” Solas says, his condemnation cutting through Petra.
“Planning doesn’t tend to be our strong suit,” Petra says.
“That much was clear.”
Astarion and Petra come upon a portal while looting a vampire den and accidentally wind up in Thedas, where they’re at the mercy of Iris Lavellan, Dorian Pavus and Solas in order to make it back home.
Unfortunately, it turns out Solas and Iris are kind of a pain to deal with. Worse: the feeling is mutual.
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- Part 24 of Petra Silverscale
- Part 59 of Iris Lavellan
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24 Jun 2024
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Astarion's Nice, Simple Plan That Fell Apart by UsuallyDyingInside
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
12 Apr 2024
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Astarion had a plan. A nice, simple plan: seduce Tav, sleep with her, manipulate her feelings so she'd never turn on him.
All she had to do was fall for it.
And all he had to do was not fall for her.Which is where his nice, simple plan fell apart.
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Exploring Astarion's POV throughout the game while romancing Dark Urge/Tav. Canon is followed in most cases, including with lines of dialogue from the game, but Act 2 and 3 break off from canon a few times in fun ways.Content warnings are listed ahead of the more intense chapters. Overall this fic (like the game) explores what healing from abuse looks like and has a lot of references to those themes.
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- Part 1 of Astarion Isn't the Best at Planning