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  1. Public Bookmark 3

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    The Patrician calls on his Commander of the Watch to issue a punishment to one of his political submissives. Vimes gets to enjoy the perfect certainty of a dog following orders.

    This isn’t really me shipping Vetvimes (although I appreciate it deeply); I’m just introducing a Fun New Dynamic to their relationship.

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    23 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 3

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    After the Dragon Incident, Lord Vetinari goes to Uberwald to see Lady Margolotta, ostensibly for political reasons.

    She takes him clubbing, gets him mildly drunk, and brings home a pretty werewolf.

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    Or: happy birthday thyme <333

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    22 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 6

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    A hint of a smile graces Vetinari's mouth in the darkness. It is an evil thing. “Will you be good now?”

    Vetinari allows enough slack into the leash for Vimes to fully lift up his head and sneer in Vetinari’s face. “Who do you think is in charge here, sir?”

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    26 May 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 10

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    At the request of the Harkers, Dr. Seward makes a phonograph entry.

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    16 May 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 10

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    Dr. Lawn has laid it out to him thus: if he walks using the cane, it will wear away his hip, and warp his spine, and may well weaken his game leg. If he does not walk at all, his muscles will weaken and atrophy. Walking without the use of the cane is not yet available for consideration.

     

    Vetinari and disability

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    17 Apr 2026