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   men are trash and maybe you're a raccoon by b_lovedhunter

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Teen And Up Audiences
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • F/M
   • Complete Work

   01 May 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Hermione Granger/Tom Riddle
   • Abraxas Malfoy
   • Bellatrix Black Lestrange
   • Narcissa Black Malfoy
   • Draco Malfoy
   • Crack Treated Seriously
   • Fluff and Crack
   • Angst
   • Animal Death
   • time travel gone dumb
   • real dumb
   • Multiverse
   • this is probably the sweetest love story i’ve ever written
   • and it’s about tom riddle and a fucking trash panda
   • Grief/Mourning
   • Nagini needs a hug
   • but she won’t let the raccoon hug her
   • sad face
   • no smut just lots of cuddles and uncomfortable yearning from a touch starved man
   • tom is an early 2000s emo kid and no one can convince me otherwise
   • raccoon!hermione
   • lol
   • Tom Riddle is So Done
   • if any logistics don't make sense to you u right
   • Don't think about it too hard

   Summary

   If Tom had known this would be his life for the next 20 years, he would have killed himself. Just put all his horcruxes in a pile, summoned fiendfyre — called the whole thing off.

   or, what you mean Hermione is a fucking raccoon and Tom falls for her and it makes sense and Nagini is THAT bitch?

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   English

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   Bookmarked by Natinat99

   21 Apr 2026