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Neil wasn't surprised in the least to find a grown — but short — man laying down in the empty stall, not with the way Katana was dancin' in her own. He was, however, surprised to see the man was naked as the day he was born, and brandishing a hoof pick like a knife out in front of him. Pallid and sweating, he looked like he done fell face-down in a sticker patch and run over by cows. Neil stared at him, unbothered, and the man said raggedly, "Back the hell up. I will hurt you."
Neil snorted. "Not like that, you won't," he answered. "You mean to cause any trouble?" Neil asked him, eyeing him critically. "Or you just need some hair'a the dog 'fore I call someone to come collect your sorry ass?"
The man glared up at Neil, but Neil didn't back down. "I could stab you right now," the man threatened, but his tone was sullen, almost chastened. Neil snorted again and the man shifted and winced. "Just give me a minute," he said eventually.
"Sure," Neil nodded. "You take your time. But touch any of my critters or my kids, and I'll shoot you dead, you hear me?"
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03 Jun 2026
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If someone asked Nicholas Hemmick which events in his life were turning points, he would name:
When his parents rejected him after finding out he was an omega.
Moving to Germany.
Taking custody of the twins.
But most likely, he would say it was Neil Josten showing up on his doorstep — with a baby in his arms.
An AU where Andrew and Neil met long before Palmetto, accidentally ended up with a child, and now the monsters are trying to piece their lives together and get used to the new member of the family.
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18 May 2026
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“Daddy! This is Scorp, my best friend!” Teddy proudly boasts.
“Papa! This is my Teddy!” The blonde boy chirps back.
Harry and Draco share a look of genuine surprise. The universe must work in crazy ways since who would have predicted that the kids of the two rivals would naturally gravitate to each other. Merlin, Harry hopes that Draco wouldn’t spout some bullshit about pureblood purism, and pass that down to little Scorpius.
Harry and Draco meet in a Creature Inheritance class for their sons. Two families inevitably become one.
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- Part 3 of bimbofication
- Part 4 of true romance
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11 Apr 2026
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Harry’s occlumency reveals his disturbing home life which sets off a chain reaction that cannot be undone. Snape finds himself begrudgingly caring about the bespectacled boy, Harry discovers what it's like to have adults who care, and Hermione finds herself becoming an accidental crime lord. Draco Malfoy is very much along for the ride, in all senses of the word.
A ridiculous blend of hilarity and tragedy, Another Mind Game is the multi-faceted fanfiction you didn't know you wanted but will absolutely adore.
Featuring a sassy Harry Potter, good friends, and a great deal of sarcasm.
There are also ridiculous endnotes if you make it far enough. (You can do it!)
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17 Mar 2026
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Four-year-old Luna has been able to see lights her whole life- and when both of her parents die in an explosive magical accident, she decides to grab on to one of the lights and follow it.
Meanwhile, Regulus Black has never really thought of himself as the parental sort- he's hardly interacted with a child in his life, much less raised one. But when two magically inexplicable orphans show up and somehow resurrect him- well, what else was he supposed to do? Not immediately adopt them? Yeah, right.
(Features little Luna and Harry adopting each other as siblings and Regulus being in way, way over his head)
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17 Mar 2026