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Eight Year, Hogwarts reopens its doors.
The Slytherins are angry, under surveillance, and drunk.
Very, very drunk.
And they decide to make a bet.
Who will be the first to conquer a Gryffindor?
At the same time, Hermione has a very specific mission: to keep an eye on Draco Malfoy.
But what if she is his bet?
It won't end well.
Not well at all.
My dears, welcome back to Hogwarts. -
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Something was wrong. Something was terribly and irrevocably wrong.
Draco slumped in his high backed wing chair, bouncing his leg beneath his desk. He pinched the bridge of his nose with his eyes squeezed shut, as if in doing so it would rid him of his current predicament. Anxiety churned low in his stomach, a sensation he rarely ever felt.
Someone had hexed him. No, cursed him. A subtle enchantment cast upon him for public humiliation. That was the only logical explanation.
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Can I Still Call You Princess? by ShesaSleepyWriter
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
02 Jun 2026
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Hermione finally came clean with her closest friends when she went to retrieve her parents because she had to admit that it wasn't from Australia, and they'd never been Obliviated. She'd kept her muggle identity strictly secret all through school and the war... She'd lied to everyone, said her parents were boring nobodies.
They weren't, and neither was she... but only four people know that now and she's not even back in England yet when a familiar owl, Draco Malfoy's owl to be exact, finds her to deliver a letter.
A letter that changes her life, her heart, her view of the entire bloody universe if she's honest...
A letter so lovely that he's the first person she wants to see the moment she's home, especially after a meeting with the Minister that dropped a bomb.Not her friends who she hasn't seen in nearly a year... HIM.
Draco.
He never expected an answer, let alone to see her... but now he'd do anything to win her. He's just made the greatest breakthrough in Magical Medicine in centuries and isn't the bully she remembers, he's a good and worthy man now ready to woo the pants off her... literally. If she'll let him.
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Hermione Granger had never met a warning label she respected.
So when an antique Malfoy ring arrives at her Ministry desk with a note in Draco Malfoy’s handwriting that reads:
Do not put it on.
She does the sensible thing.
She investigates it.
Unfortunately, the ring considers “investigate” close enough to “wear.”
Now Hermione has twenty-four hours, one provisional matrimonial claim, and exactly seven feet of forced proximity before ancient Malfoy magic declares them legally, magically, and catastrophically bound.
Draco is furious.
The contract remains unconvinced.
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- Part 1 of The Return Policy Universe
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“Honestly, Malfoy, must you always be so utterly theatrical?”
“Darling, if I’m not theatrical, how else will people know I’m still the most fascinating person in the room? Now, hold this quill properly.”
The Ministry’s disastrous new "Marriage Mandate" has left Hermione Granger cornered and thoroughly disgruntled. While her friends find their happy endings, she is faced with a choice between a loveless political match and the increasingly desperate, utterly brilliant proposal from Draco Malfoy. He offers his powerful name, galleons, deep knowledge about the Wizarding World, a way to take down Ministry prejudice, and his friendship, provided she becomes his wife. They strike a deal, but sharing a life together (while figuring things out) proves complicated. Or is it?