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  1. Public Bookmark 2

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    Seawatt is stranded on the master's level after he loses his home.
    It's not the last thing he has to lose.

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    22 Apr 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 5

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    Day 6 - genderbend, alt universe, noob


    Seawatt blinks and purple eyes widen, feeling his hands sweat as he sees that stupid headband pushing up blond hair and green eyes staring at him with a bored expression.

    “Dude.” Evbo says, in an exasperated voice. “What are you doing here?”

    Seawatt feels like he’s buffering.

    Evbo.

    His eyes flick to gold boots.

    He’s been here this entire time?

    His mouth feels dry as he speaks.

    “Evbo?” Seawatt says and Evbo sighs.

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    18 Apr 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 8

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    Seawatt added nothing to it this time. Without other alchemical ingredients to offset the strength of fermentation, awkward potions were great for getting drunk very fast.
    Which was exactly his end goal in this case.
    He shuddered as the burn hit his stomach, but he knew himself well enough to know that just one awkward potion wasn’t enough to get his desired effects. Two if he wanted to get drunk. Three if he wanted to be absolutely blasted. 
    It was a good thing brewing stands were made with three slots. 

     

    After Evbo and EMF promise a surprise for later in the day, Seawatt decides that he doesn't want to face it sober. Especially knowing what AJ's 'surprises' used to look like.
    Except this time, things don't go the way he has been taught to expect.

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    15 Apr 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 6

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    The early days with Seawatt were probably the hardest to get through. It felt so much more awkward than it ever had been with EMF, and Evbo couldn’t quite shake the thought that he had made some sort of mistake. It wasn’t that he didn’t love Seawatt- he did- but it had felt so natural to be with EMF, and it just wasn’t as smooth of a transition with Seawatt.
    Seawatt was all rough edges and sharp corners. He was more comfortable with smirks and sarcasm than gentle smiles and soft words. He was rougher, quick to use nails and teeth where EMF had always been so gentle. He was raised as a Fighter, and Evbo couldn’t help but wonder if that meant that hurting was just as instinctual to him as loving.
    It made sense, really. Seawatt had been with the Evil Champion in the past, and Evbo couldn’t imagine that he was very soft to be with.

     

    Seawatt and Evbo discuss the Evil Champion, and the kind of boundaries that he often crossed behind closed doors.

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    15 Apr 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 37

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    They were fighting again. Usually, it wasn't a problem for Moe, but today she was kind of sick of them.
    But after forgetting her horn at the house, she makes a quick return, and finds her boys already missing.

    ...Then she hears them. Upstairs. "Fighting".

    She can't help but take a peek.

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    11 Apr 2026