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    When Shane wished he was born without a dick, he meant to wish for a lot more. Another lesson in short-sightedness. Wish genies are very cruel.

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    Five times Shane doesn’t know what to do with his newly acquired pussy, and one time he comes pretty close to figuring it all out.

    Alternatively, Shane’s Magical Pussy Haunts the Narrative

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    29 Jun 2026

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    “Hollander’s Metros have had a challenging few years, with back-to-back knee injuries and a concussion keeping the two-time Stanley Cup winner and Olympic gold medalist off the ice for three consecutive postseason runs. Hollander is apparently back to fighting trim, but everyone’s wondering if that will still be true come April. The Metros have promised that they’re behind their franchise star one hundred percent, but there are signs they might be hedging their bets. The Metros announced last week that they have penned a deal with San Francisco’s dynamic young Russian star, center Ilya Rozanov. The move has sent shockwaves through MLH, as San Francisco was widely expected to sign a contract extension with Rozanov, who became a restricted free agent in June.”

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    24 Jun 2026

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    "We have to stop meeting like this," Shane jokes.

    "Why?" Ilya asks. His smirk is lethal. "Is fun."

    "Where's your dog?" Penny asks, staring up at Ilya.

    or: Shane's daughter Penny gets lost at the grocery store and is found by Ilya, the new owner of Nadia’s Russian Café. After, Shane and Ilya keep running into each other by accident until they decide to start running into each other on purpose.

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    11 Jun 2026

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    Obligatory MerMay posting for my current favorite: Vash the Stampede.

    "Do you really think introducing a breeder to that tank is a good idea? Millions Knives is highly dangerous and incredibly territorial," she sighed, watching as the older man kicked his feet up onto the coffee table of the staff lounge.

    "Newbie, you don't know this place like I do. I've seen every outcome introducing mers to each other can yield, good and bloody. I've got the scars from managing it. Trust me when I say, that fish ain't half as mean as he seems. Stick the shark in there, give it some time, and he won't be at the top of the food chain."

    "But is that a good idea? They're critically endangered," she emphasized as he lit up a cigarette.

    "Nobody's seen a lionfish species in centuries, and now we got two in our lap. One of which is very sociable. The only compatible breeder is the shark," he explained before taking a long drag and puffing out the smoke. "Besides, he's the only one that brute might not kill if Typhoon likes him."

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    10 Jun 2026

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    04 Jun 2026