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Sunrise - Charlie Swan & Carlisle Cullen by oh_that_ever_smilin_mais
Fandoms: Twilight Series - All Media Types
03 May 2023
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In the sleepy town of Forks, there are only two people that really matter to you.
Your co-worker, the best doctor in the hospital, lovelorn although reserved. And the Chief of Police who only ever seems to turn up to argue with you.
What's sex, more than a favour? What's a favour between friends? What's a friend if not that man that you hate, that you can't stop thinking about, that turns up to help every time he's called.
One of these days you'll get your life together.
My personal retelling of Twilight but with significantly better leads. Like the real series, only one of these guys stands a real chance.
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- Part 6 of Charlie Swan Collection
- Part 3 of Carlisle Cullen Collection
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24 May 2026
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Learn Your Lesson - Charlie Swan & Carlisle Cullen / Reader by oh_that_ever_smilin_mais
Fandoms: Twilight Series - All Media Types
18 May 2022
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Your fiancé has never been more disappointed in you. Carlisle has never been more disappointed in you.
After a slip-up in one of your articles that could cost both of your families having to move away, you promise that you'll never make another mistake again... but you have to receive adequate punishment.
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- Part 3 of Charlie Swan Collection
- Part 1 of Carlisle Cullen Collection
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09 May 2026
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a lesson in love by shokohime
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, Nightwing (Comics)
22 Feb 2026
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now as a kindergarten teacher, clark has long mastered the craft of filtering his thoughts before speaking them allowed. but as his gaze settled on the powerful portrait of bruce wayne, he allowed himself a brief moment to think what he was actually thinking:
holy shit, he’s hot.
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teacher clark x single parent bruce au!
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23 Apr 2026
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blood on the freesia stalks by zillazumi
Fandoms: Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer, Twilight Series - All Media Types, Twilight (Movies)
21 Jun 2026
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There are men turning up dead in the woods, and Chief of Police Charlie Swan has a job to do—figure out what, or who, left the poor bastards torn up as they are. Chief of Police Charlie Swan is too old for this mess. Too old and too sick of this shit to pretend Forks is just a sleepy old rural town anymore. Between the gruesome corpses and the quiet, unsettling doctor Cullen who shows up like a statue in pressed slacks, lying through his teeth, Charlie’s got more questions than answers—and no one seems too keen on giving him either.
Charlie’s trying not to notice how his breath catches when the doc gets too close. He’s also trying not to notice how the bodies keep piling up, unsolved. Neither effort is going particularly well.
And if one more person tells him it was a bear, he’s going to shoot something. Probably not a bear.
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21 Apr 2026
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tommyinnit's clinic for supervillains by bonesandthebees (bonesandcacti)
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
17 Jan 2022
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“W-What do you- I mean can I- are you here to rob us?” The person managed to stammer out.
Siren snorted. “No. I’m just here to order some food.”
“Wh-What about him?” The cashier asked, glancing at Tommy. “Did you- did you kidnap him?”
“I mean… yeah, let’s go with that in case this ends up on the news,” Siren shrugged, looking back at Tommy. “I kidnapped you, right?”
“Yeah, sure,” Tommy agreed, knowing that if they said he was kidnapped, it would keep people from getting suspicious of why he was seen in public with Siren. “Anyway, can I get the chicken nuggets happy meal, with a coke?”
or, how Tommy—who is not a hero, or a villain, or even a vigilante—saves the life of one of L'Manberg's most feared supervillains, and accidentally ends up becoming the resident doctor for every supervillain in town (and maybe gets a family along the way too).
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- Part 1 of the world of clinic
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11 Jun 2025