Not_A_Roach
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Soap, Ghost & Roach are married and the only thing harder than the mission is Roach.
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Soap is put in charge of keeping Ghost and Roach out of trouble. Unfortunately, they take that as a challenge.
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- Part 3 of This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things
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Retirement was supposed to be quiet. Especially after getting married.
Instead, Price and Nikolai run a small orphanage for four feral toddlers with suspiciously tactical instincts.
Snack time doesn't go as planned. 💀
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Ghost and Roach eat mystery brownies before a mission. The edibles hit halfway through infil. Chaos, comedy, and one very tired Captain MacTavish ensue.
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- Part 2 of This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things
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Captain Soap MacTavish just wants to run a clean operation. Unfortunately, it’s Valentine’s Day, and Ghost and Roach have decided to celebrate by becoming feral, pink clad menaces with absolutely no regard for military discipline, or Soap’s sanity.
Chaos, mistaken identity, capture, rescue, and an ill-advised romantic gesture ensue. Captain Price watches it all unfold and firmly decides it’s Soap’s problem.
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- Part 1 of This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things
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09 Ghost and Roach, shenanigans who make everyone's life in the Tf141 a living hell. Especially for a certain Captain Soap MacTavish.
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- 3
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The Stillness Before by DarlinDarkness for Not_A_Roach
Fandoms: Call of Duty (Video Games)
12 May 2026
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Soap being competent but a teasing little shit. Ghost questioning him. Their environment up in flames as they share a cigarette together on the hood of a dead vehicle and 'The Ink Spots: I Don't Want To Set The World On Fire' playing in the background.
Bookmarked by Not_A_Roach
12 May 2026
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Simon was never meant to touch the ground.
Johnny was never meant to find what fell from the sky.
Now they’re both standing between rules, guns, and something divine that refuses to die quietly.
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A Butcher Shop AU.Ghost was kicked out of the army for his aggressive behavioral problems after the torture and imprisonment. He's returned to working as a butcher and has a fixation on his favorite customer.
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Johnny dies. Death appears wearing a skull mask and a face Johnny trusts too much. Given one last mercy, and one last goodbye, Johnny chooses to go gently with Death, leaving behind grief, love unspoken but not forgotten and a touch Ghost will never quite forget.
Bookmarked by Not_A_Roach
08 Jan 2026
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Weird, lovely, dark, dark humor.
It's fuckin beautiful
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Simon wakes in the middle of the night drowning in panic, shadows twisting in the corners and static roaring in his skull. He flees his room only to break down under a stairwell, until Johnny stumbles upon him and refuses to leave. What starts as grounding and steady hands turns into honesty, vulnerability, and a confession years overdue. Ghost comes apart; Simon is seen; Johnny stays.