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Alastor isn't feeling so hot after his fight with Adam, and may or may not be taking out some of those frustrations on their inept King. But sometimes the cost of one-upping Lucifer is steeper than expected - and stupider.
... If only the Vees hadn't involved themselves.
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Alastor's defeat at the hands of Adam is haunting him in unexpected ways.
The woman who holds his leash has always liked to tug on it, just to watch him sputter and choke. He has powers that lesser demons wouldn't dare to dream of... But the price he's paying is being bound to a cruel, unforgiving mistress who knows exactly how to make him squirm.
Truly, Husk doesn't understand or appreciate how good he has it.
Because his patron is a sadist. And she's taken it upon herself to punish him for what he lost that day.
... But he knows that he can't let his smile slip; this is Hell, after all. When you're strong, appear weak - and when you're weak, appear strong. Don't let it show, don't let them know... Everything is fine, and nothing is amiss.
He'll swear that on his mother's grave.
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Vox is fucking pissed that Valentino somehow missed the intel that Alastor is alive. Doesn't Val's bimbo fucking live with him? How the fuck did he miss that?!
But Val knows just how to make it up to him... In the most Valentino way possible. Not that Vox is complaining - who would, when you’d just been gifted one terabyte of snuff porn of your best worst frenemy?
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Charlie never died, because that's ridiculous; instead, she lives on to expand the world of Moondor, and ensure that the LARP event becomes a monthly focal point for a plethora of dedicated creative groups, with roleplaying and medieval recreation at its heart.
Team Free Will 2.0 make a point of attending, when they can - and for the first time, Dean has managed to drag Cas along for the fun.
It's not like Dean has been fantasizing about dressing Cas up for months, or anything...
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Castiel lifts Dean up during a hunt. No biggie, just moving him out of the way; the heat of battle, and all that jazz. Any buddy would do that for their buddy (though not many buddies could lift Dean Winchester like he's crêpe paper origami'd into a dude shape).
But now he can't stop thinking about it.
And he needs it to happen again.
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After weeks of Alastor inadvertently receiving Lucifer's sex dreams on his personal signal, Lucifer and Alastor have finally figured themselves out. Sort of.
They're fucking, and with regularity at that. But Alastor wants... More. He's been expecting some kind of revelatory conversation, a declaration of feelings or something equally as sickening.
But they haven't talked about it at all, and Alastor isn't going to humiliate himself by bringing it up first. So when Lucifer proposes an agreement, wherein Alastor gets to project fantasies onto his frequency whenever he wants for a week, Alastor sees an opportunity.
If Lucifer wants to fuck him and forget about the rest, then he'll simply make himself impossible to forget. Revenge is a dish best served hot and wet, and maybe a little bloody?
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- Part 2 of Make Your Dreams Cum True
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29 Apr 2026
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Alastor underestimates Vox.
Vox uses his deal with Alastor (and some poorly explained electromagnetic tomfoolery) to overwrite Alastor's contract with Rosie. Before long, Vox's influence spreads like a virus.
Alastor believes he is still in control until he is not.
(Valentino just wants his bed back)
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- Part 1 of The Future Is Limitless
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12 Apr 2026
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“Too much fucking shit’s happened, okay, Al? The novelty’s worn off.”
“So I’m a novelty.”
“And I’m a fucking creep,” Vox echoes dryly. “Don’t tell me I actually hurt your feelings or some shit. That hotel’s making you soft.”
“You’ll be thrilled to know that absolutely none of me is soft, dear,” he says.
“God, you’re so bad at dirty talk.”
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OR: Alastor is so abysmally bad in bed that Vox finally gets over him. He refuses to allow this.
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06 Apr 2026
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Adam's blow kills Alastor, who wakes back in the hell of 1933. With his powers still bound by his deal, Alastor sets out to regain them - only to end up becoming the new nanny for Princess Charlotte.
That's alright though. Doing things the same way as before would be boring, after all!Series
- Part 1 of Haven't Been the Same Since I Expired
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