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Rules of Vanishing by Morveren
Fandoms: Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, DCU, DCU (Comics), Under the Red Hood
13 Jan 2019
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Here are the rules to survive as a civilian in Gotham City:
The first rule is to keep your head down. Don't draw attention to yourself. Don't make eye contact. Walk briskly and with purpose. Don't wear anything flashy that can be stolen and most certainly do not walk down that dark alley.
The second rule is don't be a hero. Avoid confrontations. Walk the other way when you see a standoff. Don't try to help that man getting beat up in the alley, because odds are you'll get killed right along with him. Gotham City has Batman for a reason.
The third and most important rule is this: Don't get involved with superheroes.
Or in your case, gun-toting vigilantes.
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02 Sep 2018
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Bird Watching by pilotisms
Fandoms: Batman: Arkham (Video Games), Batman: Arkham - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
25 May 2018
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“Tell me what you know,” Jason says, mouth full of chicken tender, “About the Bat. What have people been saying?”
You sigh, leaning on the counter and waving your hands. “What I said before. Two GCPD officers came in, talking about the bodies — and the next night, two different cops came in all shaken up, saying the thing dive bombed their cruiser by Robinson Park.”
Jason listens, and then flips his burner phone open and starts texting.
And you gawk.
“You’re not seriously interested in some cryptid B.S., are you?”
Silence.
“Jason...”
“Can you... just... quiet. Please. This thing is hard to text on.”
Or, adversely, Jason accidently drags you, his informant, into a hunt for the winged creature flying around Gotham mutilating bodies for sport. The same winged creature, funnily enough, isn't Bruce Wayne.
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02 Sep 2018
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Breakfast Disaster by Sunny_2004
Fandoms: Batfamily - Fandom, Jason Todd - Fandom, Red Hood - Fandom
15 Jun 2018
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Hey my guys! I had this idea of a cooking disaster and how Jason Todd would react to it. This was how I imagined it would go. I got this idea, because I am terrible at cooking and baking. If you guys liked this, please send me requests because I would love to write you interpretations of certain ideas. Thank you Loves! please enjoy.
You can checkout other fanfictions like this on my tumblr blog. sanjayyyy-13
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09 Aug 2018
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The Pizza Delivery Girl's Survival Guide to Gotham City by Morveren
Fandoms: Batman: Arkham (Video Games), Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics)
10 Nov 2025
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People who lived outside of Gotham City would most often think of it in terms of its heroes and villains. About Batman and Robin, Joker and Harley Quinn.
People who actually live in Gotham City would only think of one thing: surviving.
Who cares about the people in costumes when your house has been bombed for the fifth time, or your wife has been taken hostage just because she worked in a bank?
Or, in your case, when you have to make regular deliveries to places where even Batman feared to tread?
Because let's face it. In a world full of superheroes and costumed villains, the real heroes are the ones who make sure that people get their pizzas in forty-five minutes or less.
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08 Aug 2018
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The Life of Gotham by orphan_account
Fandoms: Batman: Arkham Knight Genesis (Comics), Batman: Arkham (Video Games), Batman - All Media Types
08 Feb 2020
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There's a lot of crazies running around in the ruins of Gotham, a city in crisis. Whether they're 'good' or 'bad' or have a talent for dancing on that fine line, no one cares.
They're crazies. They keep blowing things up. They are slowing down traffic.
Honestly, you didn't care. As long as you could keep your job and not die—or be threatened with death every second Wednesday over a latte—you were fine.
But at one point, the inevitable will happen. The costumed crazies will run smack-bang into you.
And you have a lot of work on your hands when you try to get one of them out of a tough spot.
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07 Aug 2018