OdinSlumped
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- Far Cry 5 (9)
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He couldn’t help but notice the intricate lines of a curling fern on their ring fingers. Mrs. Wilhelmina had a keen ear for things left unsaid and mentioned the ‘nice girl down at that new tattoo parlor’. It turned out that she’d given the two women matching wedding bands for their 50th anniversary at a significant discount.
“You’re such a sweet boy, Jacob. You deserve some niceness in your life.”
Mrs. Iris always meant well but was often heavy-handed when it came to meddling. And nosey.
“I’m forty-four, ma’am.”
“Still. You don’t have to be alone forever, dear.”
“We’ll see.”
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Soon enough, their followers were dropping like flies around them and the Resistance was gaining more traction within the county. Needless to say, he was fucking annoyed. Jacob really didn't see the point in keeping the Deputy alive when she'd been wreaking all sorts of havoc around the county for the better part of a month, but his siblings were so goddamn adamant about her breathing because "she needs to be taken into the fold, Jacob. We have to love her, Jacob" and he was just. 100% Not Having It™️.
Or: How Esther and Jacob wound up fuckin' on the reg
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- Part 1 of Dep's Tracks for the End of the World
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"Esther. I need to see you."
God, could he give it a rest already?"Eat shit and hair, Steven."
She clipped the radio to her belt and climbed down the ladder."I've already eaten your ass, so that's not too far off."
Esther slipped down the rest of the rungs and fell flat on said ass.
Or:
That awkward moment when Esther's ex comes to Hope County to win her back, lmao
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- Part 7 of Dep's Tracks for the End of the World
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"Your brother has some interesting tastes and, let me tell ya, a nice ass mattress."
She didn't have to wait long before Jacob's response.
"You're one to talk."
He sounded exasperated. She could practically hear John's fuming and clenched asshole in the background.
"Give me back my home!"
John was right pissed and he deserved every bit of it.----
AKA, Esther took over Seed Ranch and found something fun in the basement and then shit gets a little wonky what with John's kidnapping and all.
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- Part 8 of Dep's Tracks for the End of the World
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He grit his teeth and pulled her into his space with a grumbled 'don't have time for this'.
"You're too kind for your own good. Even to me. Someone's gotta look out for you and make sure you don't get yourself killed."
The smile she gave him was enough to color the tips of his ears pink.
Esther pulled him down to kiss him quick and dirty before padding over to the door and peering out into the red-lit hall."Ready, handsome?"
He swat her on the ass, "Keep up."Series
- Part 6 of Dep's Tracks for the End of the World
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Deputy Esther Solomon's Spotify Playlist in the ass-end of Montana.
(Here's the actual playlist! https://tinyurl.com/y9p9u3b6)
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The Inquisitor touches everyone. Her hand on Sera's knee, her hip against Dorian's side, her fingers digging into Cassandra's shoulder until the Seeker almost smiles. She has a different laugh for each of them, and Bull has catalogued every single one from thirty feet back.
He doesn't have one. She's never laughed for him, never crossed his doorway, and never once looked at his mouth, which, if you know what to look for, tells you everything.
Eight feet. That's the distance she keeps. Nine months of it. Bull has a lot of theories about why. He's running out of the ones that don't keep him up at night.
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07 Apr 2026
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Evelyn Trevelyan runs a four-hour war table session without cracking. She infiltrates the Iron Bull's quarters, steals his shirt, and falls asleep in his bed like a woman with no survival instincts whatsoever. Bull has notes:
"You don't decide when I touch you tonight. You don't decide where. You don't decide how hard. You just lie there in my shirt and take what I give you."
Bookmarked by OdinSlumped
07 Apr 2026
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Let's Hear it for the Boy by ItCanBePalped for fayfayfay
Fandoms: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms (TV)
04 Apr 2026
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"Found an alpha to lay with, then?"
"No," Dunk demures, "not as such." He's thick, yes, but he's lived nineteen or twenty years and he's not entirely dumb. He knows what it means when an alpha lays with an omega—or any other conceivable combination, alphas, betas, omegas, men, women, and others still. Laying with someone does not always mean one is laying down. One might stand for it, too. Or, "We were sitting at the time."
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Dunk is determined to enter the lists, though it's hard to focus when his worries lay elsewhere. Lucky for him he knows of three omegas that are better versed in the ways of the world and might provide him with some much needed guidance.
Lyonel has worries of his own.
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The Professor's New Kink by TheShotsHeardAcrossWorlds
Fandoms: Dragon Age: The Veilguard (Video Game)
07 Dec 2025
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In which Emmrich discovers he has a new kink---one that Agi shares but is embarrassed about. SFW with hints of spice, nothing graphic. The smut will be in Part Two. ;)
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09 Dec 2025
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Lex feels weird about liking Scar. Scar doesn't feel weird about liking her.
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- Part 1 of ScarLex
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02 Oct 2025