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    "Touch her and I swear to all the gods I'll—"

    "You'll what?" The captain's ice-blue eyes narrowed behind wire-rimmed spectacles, his white-knuckled grip on the ship's wheel betraying his calm demeanor. "We found you in a splintered row boat in the middle of the vast, unforgiving ocean, half-elf. That suggests either you're runaways or you've been marooned. The lack of pistols and the suggestion that you had provisions lean more towards runaways." His lips curled into a thin smile that never reached his eyes. "So, if you would like to get back in your little boat and wait for the next ship, go ahead. But if you would like to remain somewhere that you may actually be fed and not die of thirst then I suggest you keep that shiny little dagger to yourself." The captain's aristocratic accent dripped from every syllable, as out of place on a pirate ship as fine china in a tavern brawl.

     

    Joining a pirate ship had not been on Vax's list of things he wanted to do with his life but neither had a lot of things that had happened to him. Now all he had to do was not piss off the captain, not fall overboard, and not fall from the rigging. He manages one of those things.

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    07 Feb 2026

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    Once upon a time, high in the Alabaster Sierras, the city of Whitestone hosted a very special Renewal Festival, marking the first day of spring and a new year of growth to come.

    And Ambassador Syldor Vessar and Lord Frederick de Rolo came together to join their legacies with a partnership.

    A long, winding fairy tale about a prince, a rogue, and promises broken and kept.

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    23 Jan 2025

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    ✨COMPLETE✨

    The collaborative brainchild of myself and @suzypfonne!

    When Anthony Jasper Crowley’s pet science project unexpectedly launches him 220 years into the past, he finds a lot more than he’d ever bargained for in the man whose name has been on the front of his building for centuries.

    New chapters will be posted every Tuesday and Friday! (No, really. I promise.) EDIT: I kept my promise. Twice-a-week updates, without fail, from June 28 to October 8.

    Cover art by me 💛

    (The Dream Team is back — myself writing, @suzypfonne beta-reading, and @sparkyshinymagpie coding the social-media conversations)

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    09 Oct 2024

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    AU fic in which our Ineffable Idiots are simply Anthony Crowley and Avery Fell — friends from infancy, parted by unfortunate circumstance, trying to find their way home.

    This was my first human AU, written before I’d joined AO3 or tumblr or had any interaction at all with the fandom. A friend — one of only three people who read my works at the time — simply said to me, “sometimes people write them as humans. Maybe give that a try?” EDD is what happened.

    I had no specific plan or goal in mind for this when I began it, aside from a vague idea of how it would begin. The story told itself, and I love Anthony and Avery more than life 💛

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    31 May 2024

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    Music critic Aziraphale Fell is trying to break into the world of television, when he is signed to make a documentary about former-rockstar-turned-composer Anthony Crowley. It’s been eleven years since Aziraphale’s disastrous review of Crowley’s debut opera nipped his classical music career in the bud. He can only hope that Crowley will get over his admittedly justified grudge to make the TV show a success.

    A classical music sex comedy. Yes, really.

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    18 May 2024