OhItIsWhatItIs



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    It’s Louis’ senior year, and he’s dead set on doing it right. However, along with his pair of cleats, a healthy dose of sarcasm and his ridiculous best friend, he’s also got a complicated family, a terrifyingly uncertain future, and a mortal enemy making his life just that much worse. Mortal enemies “with benefits” was not exactly the plan.

    Or: The one where Louis and Harry definitely aren’t friends, and football is everything.

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    Louis is in love with his straight best friend, and has long since made peace with the fact that he can never have him. But when Harry shows up out of the blue with a boyfriend, Louis is forced to confront the feelings that he’s safely kept just below the surface.

    Amidst the quiet devastation in watching the love of his life fall for someone else, Louis finds that things are more complicated than they seem now that Harry is out and there's a chance for a spark between them. And where there's a spark, there's fire...

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    11 Mar 2026

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    Harry is definitely straight, even if no one seems to believe him when he tells them. Things change when he meets a pretty stranger who patiently waits for him to figure it all out.

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    27 Feb 2026

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    Louis Tomlinson is just a bartender. A chaotic little shit of a bartender, sure, but still—a normal, very straight man just trying to flirt with models and get free drinks out of it.

    Until he accidentally Snapchats a murder.
    With a leprechaun filter.
    To his public story.

    Now he’s the FBI’s biggest headache and only eyewitness in a high-profile assassination. Which is why he ends up in Witness Protection—with a fake husband.

    Enter: Harry Styles.
    FBI adjacent. Professional. Mysterious.
    Also alarmingly good at pretending to be married.

    For safety, they must convincingly pose as newlyweds.
    Hold hands. Sit close. Share a bed.
    You know. Normal married stuff.

    It’s all fake.
    Totally fake.
    Absolutely, definitely fake.

    ...Until it starts to feel like it’s not.

    Now they’re stuck in suburbia with nosy neighbors, flirty baristas, Niall texting from FBI HQ, and a growing number of feelings no one wants to name.

    There are rules.
    They just keep breaking them.

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    The one where Louis goes into Witness Protection and ends up in a fake marriage with a very real problem: he might be catching feelings for his FBI-assigned husband.

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    27 Dec 2025

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    Louis, to his horror, attends an elitist university in which the name Zayn Malik means something, Niall Horan doesn't stop talking, there are pianos everywhere, and Harry Styles, only son of a drug-addled, clinically insane ex-rocker, has a perfect smile and empty eyes.

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    15 Dec 2025