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“Eddie,” Buck chokes. “The baby. Can we talk about the baby?”
Eddie’s eyes crinkle, a helpless smile curving his lips. God. God.
“A darling little girl,” Eddie murmurs softly, tipping Buck forward until their foreheads are touching. “Who looks a little bit like me, but all you.”
“Oh,” Buck’s voice cracks as he lets himself imagine it—a tiny little baby with Eddie’s hair and Eddie’s eyes and Eddie’s face, and almost chokes with the feeling that rushes over him like a wave. “Oh.”
“I’ve always wanted three,” Eddie whispers into the inches between them, a sacred confession. “Two’s good, but three’s perfect.”
—sometimes falling in love looks a lot like a third baby before you ever kiss.
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27 May 2026
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Oh, alright, cool.
Cool, cool, cool. Neat.
That is a photograph of Eddie Diaz's dick.
It's just there. On the screen. In his hand. In high resolution. His best friend’s dick is in his hand. Well, wait — the photo. The photo of the penis is in his hand. Eddie’s dick isn’t in his hand. That would be absurd.
It’s just a penis. Buck has one of those.
So does Eddie, apparently and it’s… Buck has seen it, absorbed it, and every thought he's ever had has been replaced by a high-pitched tone and the image in front of him, which is — and this is the last coherent observation he'll produce for the foreseeable future —
Big.
Genuinely, impressively big.
Buck closes out of the photo and locks the phone so hard he's surprised it doesn't crack in half.
"Maddie say anything?" Eddie asks.
"Yep," Buck squeaks. Like a mouse. A giant, shocked mouse that has just seen its best friend’s erect dick.
"You okay?"
"Great. Y-yep. So great. I-I'm just really— the sunset was really— it's very— yep."
"It’s yep?"
"Uh-huh. Very yep."
Or,
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19 Mar 2026
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Weirwood Daughter by ctrl_issue
Fandoms: Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
22 Nov 2025
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When the Long Night comes, Sansa doesn't survive the crypts. Instead of dying, she gets thrown back in time to just after her pet direwolf, Lady, was killed. She now has the option to fix things, armed with the foreknowledge of everything that had happened to her and her family and the realm since she was a maiden. Every House and every Lord is going to become their own Cyvasse piece upon her board as she readies Westeros for the coming Long Night. Let them play the Game of Thrones, she's playing a different game - and she means to win.
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This is going to be a Jonsa story, but it takes a while to get there.
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After the DragonWar and the fall of the Wall, Jon Stark now sits on the Iron Throne. His current project? To make sure that Brienne of Tarth is married to Jaime Lannister.
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"Promise me," Sansa whispers, tears pooling in her eyes, and she doesn't care how vulnerable - and scared - she sounds right then. "Promise me you won't... I hear she is beautiful."
Jon steps to her and with his hands on her cheeks, he holds her face and stares into her eyes. "I promise you. You are my only Queen and you always will be."