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A voice in the back of his head warned him. The moment he turned around, that’s when it would happen.
“And you’ll be careful, won’t you?” His mother asked, insistent, her voice still hitting his ears wrong.
He couldn’t shake the feeling that somehow the outside had gotten in. That the sprawling prairie had found its way into his house and was just creeping out of sight holding a twelve-gauge shotgun, held back only by the light of the TV and his fanatical belief that so long as he was waiting for it, nothing bad would come.
“Of course I will.” He answered.
Her sigh cut through the phone, a marker of relief.
“Good, we’ll be home in the morning,” she said, the tension in her voice he must have mistaken for something alien gone as suddenly as he’d noticed it, “Just…”
Then the phone crackled in his ear loudly, and he moved the receiver further away on instinct. The sharpness of the sound so sudden that it made him look away from the point his gaze had been fixed, back in the direction of the TV.
“...No more falling asleep in the bathtub, Randy.”
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Ghostface is the Burgersx3 killer, and he's looking to complete the set. Only, Randy's dick has other plans.
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Rome is dying, and the Emperor does not care. Instead, he seems bored by the wars waged in his name, interested only in pleasures of the flesh and the sadomasochism that comes with it.
When Henry interrupts a war council, Patrick puts his plan into play to toy with his favourite praetorian in full view of the assembled generals. What he doesn't account for is losing his grip on his war dogs collar. Or that dogs have teeth.
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"Don’t take risks. Work hard. Keep your head down. Go unnoticed.
These were the rules he lived by.
Luxuries were for someone else. For someone better. Someone happier, more situated. Someone who needed them.
Except…It wasn’t the first time he’d watched Sam eat from afar."
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Grizz has spent his whole life pretending to be someone for everybody else. His Mom. His team. But when things start crashing down around him, and it seems like that's not enough, he has to wonder what little of him is left.
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Blood, Sex, and Rock & Roll by OrphansAccount
Fandoms: IT - Stephen King, IT (Movies - Muschietti)
29 Oct 2023
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Henry has been touring the east coast for months now, and Patrick has only let him get his hands dirty a handful of times. He says it's because they have to be careful, exhibit some restraint so as not to get caught - but Henry knows better. It's just an excuse to tease him; to bring him to the edge of his sanity and then further, to see how long he can last.
Only problem is, he can't last. Not for much longer. Something is in the air, he can taste it.
It tastes like smoke and copper, and he is so excited to wring the life from its chest.
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Rock band AU about the two worst people you know being horny for murder and also each other.
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Worldly Bliss [ART] by wild_pale_yonder
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
14 Apr 2026
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A collection of NSFW artworks I have created for Kingdom Come: Deliverance I / II.
Tags and warnings will be updated as needed, please heed them.
Artwork specific content warnings will be listed again at the start of every 'chapter'.
Pairings will be included in chapter names.[!] This is not written work!
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- Part 1 of My NSFW KCD art
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05 Mar 2026
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Twenty-two years after leaving, Will travels back to Hawkins to face his past. Only Mike now lives there, too.
Or, ‘He might as well have carved 'Mike' into his thigh. It would have been more honest.’
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14 Feb 2026
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1989. Senior year.
It took nearly three years of growing apart, but Will Byers has finally gotten used to life without Mike Wheeler. He has El, he has Max, he has his art, and, as of two days ago, he has a full ride to art school in Chicago, so things are good. Right? So when Mike climbs through his window one night and stumbles back into his life, Will’s not prepared for the resurgence of old feelings—and even less prepared for the possibility that they might not be as hopeless as he always thought. With the expiration date of graduation looming, Will has to figure out not only his future, but what exactly he and Mike are to each other.
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17 Jan 2026
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Adventurer's Fare [comic] by sassaffrassa for Theodwulf
Fandoms: ダンジョン飯 | Dungeon Meshi | Delicious in Dungeon
13 Jul 2024
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Laios and Chilchuck get separated from the rest of the party. They try taking a shortcut to get back, but the traps here are... a little different from the rest of the dungeon.
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- Part 2 of dun meshin' about
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28 Nov 2025
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Fifteen years after Benson’s killing spree, the world has moved on. The state police claim he’s dead, and no one besides Randy has ever disagreed with them.
Freshly divorced, dissatisfied with life and staring down the barrel of a mid-life crisis, Randy realizes that for him, there’s no moving on without knowing – he needs to find out what really happened to Benson, no matter how painful the truth may be.
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30 Jul 2025