Panikara
Recent bookmarks
-
Tags
Summary
Lost, without direction, unable to find your way home? Coming soon, a new Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes Ekeltronic to guide you on your journey! *Your mileage may vary.*
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 13,084
- Chapters:
- 3/3
- Collections:
- 8
- Comments:
- 106
- Kudos:
- 2,286
- Bookmarks:
- 589
- Hits:
- 31,075
Bookmarked by Panikara
10 Jun 2026
-
Tags
Summary
Sometimes you want to punch somebody. Other times, you're the one getting hit.
After an unfortunate bar fight, Hermione Granger accidentally invites Draco Malfoy to live on her couch indefinitely, but at least she's got his wand. She's struggling to hang onto her sanity and pleasant disposition, despite those nasty thoughts that keep popping into her head, but he's already given up on his. Meanwhile, the rest of the wizarding world is investigating his mysterious disappearance, he's inventing his own whole new reality from the comfort of Hermione's bed (not that she wants him there), the gravity's broken in the kitchen, Harry and Ginny won't stop trying to get her back together with Ron, Ron's sleeping with Lavender, Hermione wants to lay him out, Astoria Greengrass is mourning her not-so-dead fiancé, and everyone's so buried in lies that they might as well just forget about the whole concept of truth.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 80,922
- Chapters:
- 16/16
- Collections:
- 6
- Comments:
- 282
- Kudos:
- 2,148
- Bookmarks:
- 1,096
- Hits:
- 130,128
Bookmarked by Panikara
10 Jun 2026
-
The Devil In The Details by inadaze22, jaxxinabox for dreamsofdramione
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
13 Nov 2021
Tags
Summary
“You misunderstand, Minister.” Appreciative grey eyes drank her in like wine he wanted to savour. When he had his fill, a slow smirk curled the edges of his lips. “You don’t need an escort. You need a partner.”
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 10,186
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 21
- Comments:
- 100
- Kudos:
- 5,609
- Bookmarks:
- 1,326
- Hits:
- 151,097
Bookmarked by Panikara
07 Jun 2026
-
Tags
Summary
*** NOW COMPLETE ***
On the same day they were supposed to marry other people, Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy independently flee their respective weddings only to run into each other in a Muggle bar. One too many drinks, an admittance of a something at Hogwarts, and one impulsive courthouse ceremony later, they wake up married, naked, and headline news in the Wizarding World. Now publicly, and magically, bound for life, the former enemies must navigate one very inconvenient marriage certificate. It was supposed to be a disaster, so why does it feel like the start of something else entirely?
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 15,974
- Chapters:
- 4/4
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 292
- Kudos:
- 2,628
- Bookmarks:
- 630
- Hits:
- 38,624
Bookmarked by Panikara
06 Jun 2026
-
Tags
Summary
Hermione Granger learns what the mark she's had her whole life means... and then she learns about blood purity and her place in the wizarding world.
Draco Malfoy finally learns the identity of the person who says the words he's waited his whole life to hear... and then he learns she's a muggleborn.
Now what?
Bookmarked by Panikara
06 Jun 2026