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How many secrets can you keep? by Paradox__Machine
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), Captain America - All Media Types
04 Jul 2021
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Sometimes Steve can't help but let his mind wander...
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"It seems Morgause made a slight miscalculation," Cenred murmured, his gaze raking Merlin up and down, and leaving the sensation of dirty claw marks across his skin. "Camelot's prince does fancy a servant, but it isn't Guinevere."
Or, Cenred discovers an unexpected weakness of Arthur's.
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09 Jun 2026
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Never Like This by Faith Wood (faithwood)
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America (Movies)
02 Aug 2021
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The Winter Soldier thrashed, drowning. It was taking forever. His mask seemed to be stuck. He pulled on it, struggling to draw breath, sinking and resurfacing, clawing at his face, the panic in his eyes terrible.
Steve's would-be killer. The very worst HYDRA had ever conjured. A symbol of death and everything he stood against. And Steve just couldn't bear it. He was ready to go, but this guy clearly wasn't.
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The premise: the Winter Soldier's mask doesn't come off quite as easily. Meaning, Steve never saw Bucky's face, and he didn't hold back during the fight on the Helicarrier. This is where the story picks up and is no longer canon-compliant. Though, I've stolen some ideas from the sequels and deliberately contradicted some future plot points/established canon.COMPLETED
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26 May 2026
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Ivy on the Hill by chaya
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
25 Jan 2020
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"A quiet companion, a noble friend! / Has no compunctions 'bout biting your end!" Jaskier stops, frowns, and repositions his fingers on the lute's neck as if trying to work something out.
"Are you singing to Roach?" Geralt asks, leaning over the saddle horn. "I'm not hallucinating?"
Jaskier looks up and smiles brightly, cheeks pink from the sun. Something in Geralt... doesn't like this. "Well, you do take excellent care of her, but a little praise can go a long way, you know."
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- Part 1 of Flora
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12 May 2026
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This is a tale of the awkward, unnerving, and sticky situations that the implementation of Memo's Man Milk gets Guillermo into, the stickiest of all being that Nandor comes to him with a big, business-ending problem: He just cannot manage to cum in the jar. Guillermo is forced to help, and he struggles fruitlessly with Nandor's lack of aim until Laszlo lets him in on a little secret that changes everything.
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28 Apr 2026
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Laszlo and Nandor try Viagra after Colin goes on a rant about Big Pharma. Nandor finds himself in big trouble. Good trouble?
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13 Apr 2026