PayNoMindToMePlease
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Reader is blessed with the knowledge that Butcher sleeps nude.
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03 Jun 2026
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When you and Billy reunite after a year spent in a "Freedom Camp" you can't help but want to throw all caution to the wind and he can't help but want to out do the others in terms of just how much louder he can inspire you to be. Post Season 5, Episode 1
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31 May 2026
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It all started with something the barman said, that wound its way around Billy Butcher's brain like a weed: “Have you tried fucking him? Maybe that would calm him down.”
And that is how he found himself, drunk off his arse, standing outside of Vought Tower at 3AM, cat-calling Homelander.
“Homelander...pspspsps, come ‘ere sweetheart,” Billy cooed at the sky. “Be a good boy and come to daddy...”
It was a great idea. He was sure of it.
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29 May 2026
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Butcher has a filthy mouth, but a skilled one.
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29 May 2026
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Homelander's used to rushed touches and fast finishes. It's a self-defense mechanism; if he keeps his partners in the high throes of passion they won't get the chance to rethink his involvement. His world is turned upside down when you tell him to slow down.
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21 May 2026