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Hermione heads to Hogwarts to recapture the Christmas cheer that's eluding her... but she stumbles upon Malfoy instead.
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02 Dec 2025
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Draco Malfoy is not, necessarily, a good guy. Maybe he could have been, once, but he chose differently. Some (everyone) might say he chose wrong.
After years in Azkaban and an extended house arrest sentence, he is released unto a world that somehow has only gotten worse while he was away… and rather than fix it, he falls right into step.
Or does he?
The Devil Works Hard
or: How Draco Malfoy Finally Did The Right Thing (And Really Shouldn’t He Be Called The Chosen One?) You’re Welcome, World
or: Who Needs Love Letters When Instead You Can Write Hate Notes - Draco Malfoy’s Guide to True Love
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27 May 2025
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It’s 2008 and Draco Malfoy is a secret assassin. It's legitimate - he gets paid for it, and some higher ups in the Ministry (probably?) know he’s out there… killing people. He’s quite good, but that tracks with his dubious accounting of rights and wrongs and his penchant for self-preservation. During his downtime he does a great job of acting like a pureblood in penance... mostly by drinking and shagging his way into oblivion.
This double life helps to numb Draco to the constant feelings of shame and guilt from his formative years in which he was an utter cunt- but everything is upended when his team (assassins can have coworkers, alright?) dies in action and he does not. Suspended and forced to go to therapy, Draco is adrift.
When Hermione Granger re-enters the fray, their hateful relationship that was once fraught with swotty bickering (erm, and the occasional slur) is suddenly tense in a very different way.
How will these two come together? How often will Theo say something terribly charming? Do we hate Ron or is Ron just, meh? Oh, and what’s going on with that one murderous witch who’s out to kill them all (forgot to mention that part…)?
Find out all this and more in: A HARD ROW TO HOE!
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02 Feb 2025
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All I want for Christmas is five fucking minutes by malfoyesque
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
28 Nov 2024
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Colleagues and single parents juggle their lives to get some... 'grown-up' time.
The office Secret Santa means Hermione can give Draco what he really wants for Christmas.--------------------
“Hermione—” he said, breathily. “I thought you said not in the office?”
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19 Dec 2024
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Draco Malfoy has lived in isolation for more than a decade, accompanied by only the enigmatic presence of his sentient house. Everything changes when Hermione Granger shows up unexpectedly, driven by the belief that Draco holds the key to curing a mysterious illness impacting pureblood children. As both the Manor and Draco take a fondness to Hermione, it becomes clear that her departure isn’t guaranteed. The Manor wants to keep her - and Draco is tempted to agree.
Beauty and The Beast re-telling. This is part one of the "A Series of Fate" series which includes different retellings of classic fairytales.
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08 Jul 2024