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    Aziraphale questioned how he got to this point in his life. With a quick mental check, he realised that there were four uncomfortable truths he had to come to terms with in very quick succession:

    1. He was 50 years old, and had never done anything as insane as this in his quiet, celibate life.

    2. There was a pretty obvious reason why he'd reluctantly chosen a career as a priest.

    3. He didn’t particularly hate the fact that his bastard friend thought a strip club was a good idea to celebrate his Golden Birthday.

    4. He might be irrevocably in love with the half naked, 30-something redhead currently giving him a lap dance in the middle of said strip club.

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    18 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 89

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    Crowley has figured out how to shift being an escort into Easy Mode. His plan is to coast along for a year or two while he spins up something more long term. Unfortunately, the universe has plans of its own.

    Aziraphale stares down the barrel of another string of high-falutin family fêtes, and decides he wants to shake things up this year. An opportunity arises that allows him to do just that.

    *slaps the roof of this fic* this bad boy can fit so many tropes in it! We've got Escort AU, we've got fake/pretend relationship. Only one bed! Fucking while pining! Idiots in love! Quotes from the show! Anathema being exasperated! Not a lot of angst! If you're looking for something to heal you from season two, I highly suggest you check it out.

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    18 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 7

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    After a falling out with his family over his sexuality Aziraphale gets dragged to the little town of Tadfield by his best friend Anathema for the summer, with the promise that all he needs is a break from all the hustle and bustle of London. But are there greater powers at play? Was Aziraphale always going to end up at the peak of Dragons Lament.

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    14 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 74

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    afterimage: a usually visual sensation occurring after stimulation by its external cause has ceased; a lasting memory or mental image of something

    Asa and Anthony meet in their fifties. Over the next twenty years, they navigate what it means to be in an older romance, a queer romance…

    And potentially, a romance full of déjà vu about their past lives.

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    26 May 2026

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    HUMAN AU
    Aziraphale hires a sex worker named A. J. Crowley — but not for the reasons you might think.


    Welcome to the definition of "crack treated seriously"! The overall tone of this fic is light-hearted and fluffy, but there are some more serious stories/themes in the later chapters. But I promise — if you're here for fluff (and a little bit of sexiness), you will not be disappointed (at least, I hope)!

    2026/05/09: Only 4-5 more chapters to go! All remaining chapters are fully outlined and some partially written (the only question in number of chapters is if I end up splitting any into two parts). I hope you enjoy this silly, sexy ride!

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    25 May 2026