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  1. Public Bookmark 8

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    When Baron Draxum first found the strange little softshelled turtle, he had planned on just ignoring it; after all, what use would a two-headed soldier be? But upon closer inspection, he saw that despite the small turtle having polycephalia (two heads), the softshell was healthy. After a bit of consideration, he decided it would be an interesting experiment at the very least to take the two-headed turtle with him. He certainly didn’t expect it to come back and bite him in the ass. Literally.

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    If a year ago you had told Lou Jitsu he would be captured and experimented on by a sheep-goat yōkai thing and end up as a giant rat with three mutated turtle sons, he would have told you that you belonged in a psych ward. But here he was, sitting in a box in a New York alley, with three baby mutant turtles, taking cover from the rain. He had escaped; he hadn’t expected that to be the easy part, but it was. And now he had three turtle sons to look after…Or was it four? He still hadn’t figured out whether or not the softshelled two-headed one counted as one or two sons. One thing he did figure out, though, was that his life was about to become a dumpster fire on the back of a train wreck.

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    15 Mar 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 28

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    An ongoing collection of (unrelated) one-shots about the turtles being... turtles, and also having been raised Japanese. Tags will update as I add on to this :)

    Feel free to recommend other turtley things or cultural differences you'd want to see written about!

     

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    Brumation, Churring, Hearing, Fluttering

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    08 Feb 2026

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    The Kraang are ready. Their plan to take over Earth has been running smoothly for centuries, and they only have the final steps of their plan left to finally gain their second home... Until the turtles come around. No matter what they do, they can't seem to defeat them. The mutants knock down every tower they build and all the progress they make, and now the Kraang are getting desperate.

    But they have the technology, the interdimensional portals, and the mind control devices... and so they hatch a plan. It's a plan that cannot possibly fail. After all, who would be better to defeat the turtles than the turtles themselves?

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    A fic in the 2012 universe in which the Kraang kidnap and mind control the 2018 gang, and use them to attack and destroy the 2012 boys. Takes place before the season 2 finale of the 2012 series!

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    29 Aug 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 20

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    Mikey's birthday was supposed to be fun. Full of excitement and treats and warm-good memories. But all he has are rope burns and the strong taste of blood on his tongue. The second he slipped, the second he thought otherwise, it all came crashing down and now he doesn't know how to get out.

    If he even can get out, that is. He's scared and nobody's answering their phones.

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    Mikey gets kidnapped by a college, student run club, which is literally just a cult. And they've decided Mikey is the perfect candite for their cultish activities and when they're all done for the day they lock him a closet. Because what else are they supposed to do with him? Let him go? No, of course not! That would ruin everything and they've come too far to stop now.

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    26 Aug 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 59

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    Casey tries to help Donnie get his mind off the stress of their situation but it ends up leading to a mistake both of them keep repeating.

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    Donnie and Casey get drunk and make out a concerning number of times.

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    19 Aug 2025