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Thoughts of an ex-Hellrider commander by PieMessiah
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
07 Feb 2026
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Hello! After many, many years of lurking, I have finally put on my brave pants and written my first ever work! I thought I would start with some shorts from prompts I had created while day dreaming at work, and am now indulging myself in a public forum. I apologize in advance.
The aim is for these to stand alone as one-shots, though if I feel something is developing into a story, I will pull it out into its own stand alone fic.
I will look to explore having a go at some comfort, mutual pining, and eventually even dip my toes into the world of smut as my confidence grows, but for now I will begin with laying the foundations for my interpretation of our most glorious, handsome, and misunderstood commander.
I am convinced that he is the most warm, caring man. My Zevlor is confident and proud, acknowledges his age, but he also knows he is the refugees best chance at survival, and by the Gods is he going to do his darndest to fight for them. He might not have his oath, but you wouldn't know it from his actions and purpose, my goodness me.
I don't have the luxury of a beta reader (I couldn't afford to feed one if I'm entirely honest), but I warmly welcome feedback and comments to help me grow and develop.
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Rumour has it, that in Baldur's Gate 3 you can unlock a secret romance with Raphael if some very specific conditions are met. The guy sure is picky and he has a type. First you need to play as a female character from a short race. Secondly your character can't be paladin or barbarian. Thirdly you must give Raphael the Crown of Karsus. Some other conditions are that you have to play as a generally good character, side with the tieflings in act 1, and you can't play as Durge. Furthermore you have to romance Astarion, but don't let him ascend and let Karlack die in act 3. There might be other conditions as well but I am not sure since I stumbled upon this alternative endgame purely by accident.
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21 Apr 2026
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Body, mind, and soul.
The day Raphael began plotting his revenge was the same day he discovered Tav naked in his bed.
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26 Mar 2026
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The threat of the cult of the Absolute has caused the heavens and the Hells to become concerned about the potential loss of hundreds of thousands of souls that give the gods and the Archdevils their powers. While the gods are forbidden from interfering by Ao, the Hells are under no such limitations, and several prominent agents of the Hells have been sent to “help” Tav and her companions fight the Absolute. The Hells seem to be intent on wreaking havoc on the Material Plane, leaving Tav to clean up their messes and stop all Nine Hells from breaking loose.
Meanwhile, Tav meets a mysterious nobleman on the nautiloid named Raphael who is incredibly irritated that he ended up tadpoled and traveling with morons. When he appears to know more about the happenings in Faerun than he should, Tav quickly suspects that he’s far more than what he appears to be.
It’s going to take an incredible amount of patience and ingenuity for Tav to both defeat the Elderbrain and stop the Hells from fucking everything up.
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21 Mar 2026
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After a trying tenday defeating Ketheric Thorm and lifting Shar's curse on Reithwin and Moonrise Towers, a small team of adventurers are on the road to Baldur's Gate to stop The Grand Design. Happenstance has made Tertia Cassis, a cleric of Bahamut and priestess in the Upper City, the glue of the party.
During their travels she and the Archdruid Halsin have circled each other from their first meeting, their interest in each other painfully obvious. Now that Halsin and Tertia have lifted the curse that has haunted him for 100 years, he can finally live life again and approaches the priestess he's become so fond of, hoping she'll reciprocate his advances.
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- Part 1 of The Priestess and the Druid
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11 Mar 2026
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I still dont like it, but…" Zevlor trailed off, placing her bags into the room furthest from the stairs. She followed, grasping his gauntleted hand. "Thank you," she insisted, treasuring the way the wrinkle between his brows eased for a moment.
It returned with a heavy sigh from his lips. "Gods above, don't thank me. This place is barely passable for a regular traveler, much less your—" she watched him nearly bite through his tongue to keep her title from his lips.
'Your Highness'
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24 Feb 2026