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In official practice, Scent Theory was a private clinic whose aim was to soothe afflicted Alphas utilizing a treatment plan of skin-to-skin therapy. Or as Lavender had renamed it, cuddle sessions. Unofficially, Hermione found herself as an accidental matchmaker for feral Alphas and omegas.
Or, the one where Severus Snape is a Stage 4 feral Alpha whose scent sends Hermione Granger into a spontaneous heat.
Written for Potions & Parchment's 2026 Scratch that Niche Fest: Trope Edition. Winner, “Most Tropes” and “Hit the Spot”
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23 Jun 2026
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She held his stare, fire blazing in her eyes. “Detention for what? For smiling?”
Theo whistled, nearly bouncing in his chair in excitement.
Professor Malfoy slammed his palms at her desk and leaned so close they would share the same air if only she dared to breathe. “I will give you detention for breathing in my class if I want to. You’d do well to remember that, Miss Granger.”
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11 Jun 2026
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Hermione Granger attends an ancient Roman-style Bacchanal with a plan: fulfill the requirements of the Ministry’s Repopulation Act, stay anonymous, and leave with no (additional) complications.
That is, until she meets a wizard far too tempting to resist.
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Draco Malfoy approaches Hermione Granger at a masked breeding-themed revelry, and she quickly realises he has no idea that it’s her.
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03 Apr 2026
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Ten years after the war, Hermione Granger is a celebrated hero, a tireless political reformer–but behind closed doors, she's drowning in a Ministry that praises her with one breath and silences her with the next. She's brilliant, respected... and dangerously close to being done playing by their rules.
Cleared of his war crimes and sharper than ever, Draco Malfoy didn't just survive the fallout–he seized it. The most feared name in Wizarding Britain's criminal underworld, he controls the flow of potions, secrets, and power. And now, he's being ordered to marry the Ministry's Golden Girl.
Thrown into a marriage neither expected and neither intends to lose, Hermione and Draco must decide whether to rule from the shadows or burn the whole damn system down... together.
He may be the King of Wizarding Britain's criminal underworld–
but she is the Queen.
And may the gods help anyone who disrespects the Queen.
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25 Jan 2026
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NOW COMPLETE!
Hermione was just trying to have a normal Tuesday: feed her overly dramatic cat, open a definitely-dangerous ancient armoire, ignore Cormac McLaggen until he wanders off to do whatever it is useless men do.Instead, she got: A surprise heist, four suspiciously well-coordinated intruders in designer cloaks, one ancient book radiating “murder me” vibes and a front-row seat to what can only be described as a magical boyband breakup under extreme stress.
Inside the warehouse: Chaos, spells, and a near-bludgeoning featuring one decorative bust. Outside the warehouse: Harry Potter with 36 Aurors, a plan held together with sellotape and rage, and Ron Weasley seconds from committing murder on live Prophet coverage.
It’s like Ocean’s Eleven had a baby with Die Hard and gave it a wand, a trauma bond, and a lot of feelings no one is emotionally equipped to handle. The intruders say they want the cursed object. Hermione suspects what they really need is group therapy, juice boxes, and a very long nap.
The Vault is: 50% tension 30% sarcasm 20% bad decisions and 100% one Gryffindor witch with a coin-based panic button saving her own damn life while the wizards argue about tactical logistics.
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24 Jan 2026