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In an act of desperation, Carol turns to Diabaté for help curing the virus before she herself gets turned. When his response is worse than just blowing her off, she goes nuclear.
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“That’s what you just said, us unjoined lack ‘expertise’ and aren’t sophisticated enough to use the bathroom like you.” Carol has an uncanny ability to turn anything into a fight.
“Carol, that’s not how we think you should look at this. There is absolutely no judgement from us, we want you to be comfortable. Can we please take you to the women’s room?” Zosia is audibly perplexed by Carol’s behavior.
“I want you to take me wherever you all go. I need to see this for myself. Where do all the smartest brain surgeons and rocket scientists in the world pee?” Carol shifts her weight again.
“Okay. Follow us.”
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This is my episode by episode prediction for how Season 2 is going to go down. I tried to go by evidence in the text, and things that were set up in Season 1. I tried my best to keep consistent characterization. It came out 8 episodes long because I didn’t want to put any filler. Sorry about the wacky ending, it’s really hard to incorporate an atom bomb into a story. Warning: it gets a bit horny but nothing explicit.
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Carol swore loudly before standing up. “Are people going to die if I fuck you?”
“They already have, Carol. Would you like to hear how many–”
“No – Jesus. No!” Carol threw a furious glare at Zosia, “Are you fucking serious?”
“Unfortunately,” Zosia said peaceably. “It is worth noting that we would like to study this situation voluntarily, as it seems like you are the only one who affects us in this way.”
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- Part 2 of Turning Me On, Turning Me Off
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with a honey in the middle there's some leeway by cowlesbian
Fandoms: Pluribus (TV 2025)
04 Apr 2026
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"Oh, you want me to cuck you with the woman committing identity fraud?" Carol teased, pulling Helen closer.
"That's not cucking," Helen said, as if it mattered, "that'd be if you wanted to have sex with Zosia because I’m a pathetic little worm, and I’m sort of sadly jerking off in the corner."
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“Did she ever really love me?”
Zosia blinked and inhaled, automatonlike, as if she was resetting. Her responsive “Of course” was earnest, truthful, but not enough.
“Now?”
She didn’t even want the answer.
(carol looks for her mother inside zosia)
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For all the shit Carol said, she sure had stars in her eyes, full of yearning, waiting for Helen to make a move.
Helen groaned but her widened eyes stayed glued to her phone. “I plan to visit my aunt. From what I know, she was injured during the joining, unfit to fly. I want to check in on her.”
“... I still think you’re flirting with Zosia.”
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- Part 2 of so goddamn fuckable (yuribus)
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23 Apr 2026
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Someone else wrote Pluribus piss I’m so happy!
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A series of vignettes, in which Carol interrogates Zosia about her own life.
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18 Apr 2026