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    Ilya’s head hurts, his throat is dry as ash, but this man is HOT. Somewhere, a beeping noise accelerates, but Ilya only has eyes for this man.
     
    Or! Shane’s husband hits on him, then cries when Shane tells him he’s married.

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    05 Jun 2026

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    “Come on,” Comeau says. “Are we all just supposed to pretend it's normal that you’re still playing house with Ilya Rozanov?”

    “Gil—” J.J. says, but Shane doesn’t want him to finish that sentence, to pull Comeau gently off the ledge he’s steering himself toward. Shane wants to push him, kicking and screaming, to make them say it to his fucking face. That after all this time, they still hate him for the heinous crime of falling in love.

    “We’ve been married for two years,” Shane says. “I’m not sure that qualifies as playing house. I mean, it’s longer than you were with your first wife, isn’t it?”

    Or: Shane reunites with his former teammates at J.J.'s bachelor party. He's finally ready to say (and maybe punch) his piece.

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    10 May 2026

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    Shane spots Svetlana in Ilya’s jersey during the Montreal–Boston game, and the sight hits him like a punch to the chest, sharp and sudden with jealousy he’s not prepared for.

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    08 May 2026

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    14th Feb, 2017.

    The card is plain white with just four words

    “Roses – your new favourite.”

     

    The first bouquet had arrived on 14th February 2011. It was stunning. Shane had stared at the lilies in complete bewilderment, convinced there had been some mistake, that they couldn’t possibly be meant for him. Who would even send him flowers? Flowers like this didn’t just show up for Shane. Maybe they were from a fan, he’d thought; they looked far too expensive, far too elegant.
    Then he saw the card. No name. Just three words.

    “Your favourite Lilies.”

     

    Shane stares at the roses like they’ve personally betrayed him. His phone is already in his hand before he realizes it.


    Jane: Lilies are still my favourite.

    (He deletes it immediately.)

     

    Jane: You are still my favourite Ilya.

    (His thumb hovers, trembling. And he slowly deletes every single letter.)

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    08 May 2026

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    It’s not going viral because Jane’s true identity was exposed—or even because Ilya was blatantly sexting in public. That part’s as expected as Shane doing yoga or any human being on earth breathing.

    No, the texts are going viral because no one can believe how bad this “Jane” is at sexting.

    The women of the world are outraged. The men of the world are baffled. No one can understand why Ilya Rozanov, whose abs have their own fan club, is wasting his time on ‘a piece of cardboard that wished to be turned into a real girl’ (this particular joke has 300k likes and counting).

    Or: After a social media trend mocks Shane's sexting skills, he tries to improve them. It goes about as poorly as you'd expect.

    Now available in Russian

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    06 May 2026