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    You’re Too Sweet by

    Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types  

    21 May 2026

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    Wade doesn’t “<3” NY. In fact, he hates New York. It smells like shit, the sewer rats are the ones who really run things, and Jay Z was only partially right; it’s a concrete jungle where dreams are made of, except there’s nothing you can do.

    So after Weasel, Domino, and pretty much the entirety of Sister Margaret’s decided to relocate to an old bankrupt Blockbuster Video on Manhattan’s east side, Wade almost didn’t go with them. Except he absolutely did, because he likes paychecks. It’s totally not because he’s pathetically lonely and would miss his friends. His negative opinion of New York is proven to be 42069% accurate when, within a month of moving, he’s kidnapped by a new off-brand Weapon X group that immediately puts a microchip in his skull to control him.

    There is one good thing about New York, though, and he's snarky, wears unfairly tight red and blue spandex, and lives rent-free in Wade's head. Unfortunately, 'Temu' Weapon X wants their brand-new microchipped immortal murder slave to find Spider-Man's identity and all of his weaknesses.

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    24 Mar 2026

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    The Necrofloranomicon by

    Fandoms: Captain America (Movies)  

    12 Feb 2018

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    Bucky didn't want much. Just to keep his head down, to sell his scavenged flowers in peace, and to stay off Shield's radar. His life would have been a lot easier if his flowers weren't dead and if being a necromancer wasn't illegal, but easy or not, he was getting by. Steve didn't want much, either. He was happy working for Shield, he had good friends, and overall his life was going just about the way he wanted it. Problem was, being happy with your life was generally an invitation for fate to throw a spanner in the works—and in Steve's specific case, it was going to be a spanner named Bucky.

    (A love story about flowers, trust, and magic and the choices we make about doing what's right.)

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    06 Sep 2025

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    take a bite by

    Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types  

    10 Aug 2025

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    Based on noxi_lumi's Hunting!Spider AU

    To save his universe from a synthetic drug made from his venom, Peter exiles himself to a new universe to give everyone he loves a fresh start. After a month of trying to get used to a new New York that's ever so slightly different, he ends up finding his footing: bartending at Sister Margaret's on the dayshift, and picking up the reins of Spider-Man at night.

    Wade gets back from a job to find that there's a new annoying baby hero in town that's messing up his shit (boo!) and that the new bartender at Sister Margaret's is the hottest, funniest, most adorable hunk Wade ever did propose marriage to immediately.

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    23 Mar 2025

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    love-punch by

    Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types  

    16 Mar 2025

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    “What should I be calling the guy I’m about to make eat shit in a few seconds?” Peter holds out a hand.

    “Deadpool.” Wade shakes it firmly. His hand is massive and grips Peter’s with a strength that makes his nerves spark. “But you can call me whatever you want before you die.”

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    22 Mar 2025

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    The One Where Spidey and Deadpool Get Together by

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    02 Apr 2024

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    31 Mar 2024