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“Someone referred to me as your wife the other day.” Buck started.
Eddie choked on air. His cheeks were so pink. Why did he blush like that? Buck was paler than him, and yet somehow he didn’t blush anywhere near as hard as Eddie himself did.
“Do you think of me as your old ball and chain?” Eddie asked, going along with the joke despite the frankly upsetting colour of his cheeks. How was this Buck looking in love with him? Obviously they were comfortable with each other, but still.
Buck gasped, his eyes big, his back straightening out as he got ready to fight with God himself on this topic. Eddie knew immediately the rant he had started, Buck’s mockingly serious voice raising as he stared Eddie down intently.
“I would never refer to my wife as the old ball and chain. You don’t hold me down, you pick me up, you dirty little bitch. You’re the wind beneath my wings. God.”
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Buddie as The Basement Yard boys.
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- Part 1 of Buddie as the Basement Yard
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29 May 2026
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“Hi, my name is Gerard. Uh yeah, I have a drinking problem, um, I guess I’m an alcoholic.” He quickly glanced around the room. Oh god, everyone was looking at him all expectant, he turned his attention to the moderator. She was smiling at him and responded “Hi Gerard. Did you want to share what made you decide to come today?” He still felt like he couldn’t breathe.
Gerard took a beat to formulate his response. He wasn’t willing to share too much about his struggles, he didn’t know any of these people, and he definitely didn’t trust them enough to be honest about what was really going on with him. They'd lose their shit, or have him institutionalized or whatever.
or when Gerard and Frank meet at AA but only one of them actually struggles with AUD.
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15 May 2026
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When Frank started his PhD program he expected there would be challenges, but nothing prepared him for the incurable crush he'd get for his hot Latin professor.
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30 Apr 2026
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Religion! Horror! Exorcisms! Piercings! And Gerard is a priest.
Disclaimer: I stole frequently and unrepentantly from Joss Whedon and the makers of various horror movies throughout this whole series. Also I am not an expert on the Vatican or medical-type things, so please accept my apologies in advance for all the wild inaccuracies I am sure you are about to encounter. If everyone could just assume this is the Magical Made-Up Vatican, you know, like the religious institution version of those tour buses that drive themselves and don't carry anyone but the band, that would be awesome.
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21 Apr 2026
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Party Poison glares like Frank’s mere presence could’ve jeopardized the game. But then the scowl melts off and is exchanged with a smirk.
“I’m so glad you came tonight!” he says in the fakest sugary tone possible. “It’s important for a novice to observe, because you learn so much. And surely you learned from this, because that?” He motions to the arena behind him. “That’s how you play GridSlam.”
Frank is shaking. He’s this fucking close to decking the motherfucker. Novice? He hasn’t been a fucking novice since age fucking 11!
(a story about heated rivalries, mourning your loved ones, and cheating death)
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08 Apr 2026