Possessed_Watermelon
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After Etho and Bdubs' big night, they have a journey to make.
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- Part 2 of all is well (the au)
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25 May 2026
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all is well (it’s only blood) by shulkersneow, thekelpiekid
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
01 Sep 2025
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The crown prince has been assassinated and Bdubs is, unfortunately, next in line for the throne. What makes matters worse is that everyone worries he'll meet the same fate, and now he has to have a guard with him 24/7.
a medieval-ish fantasy ethubs au featuring prince/horsegirl bdubs, his 160k word slow burn for his guard etho, plenty of blood, and a happy (?) ending
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- Part 1 of all is well (the au)
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21 May 2026
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12 May 2026
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“Oh thank goodness,” said Grian, as he watched Cub fly off. The weak, post-storm sunshine glinted off their new boss’ golden badge as he went. It was an inspiring, perhaps even heroic, vision – if one considered rampant corruption and abuse of force inspiring and heroic. Grian was on the fence about that; Skizz and Scar, on the other hand, had quite clearly jumped the fence with abandon and were now frolicking in the lush green fields of not giving a fuck and free dynamite. Bless them. “It was just Cub. Phew. Oh gosh. The letters were all just Cub. Thank goodness.”
“What was the alternative, G-man?” asked Skizz. “Can’t think of anything’ that’d have your robust underpants in such a twist.”
“Thought I was going to have to do an annual review.”
(In which Grian talks Scar and Skizz through his backstory with the Watchers. Also in which Grian is a terrible employee, and Scar has some crucial elements of Grian's backstory very wrong, and Skizz is also there, wearing latex police shorts, and thinking about Gem doing his annual review. The backstory clarifications get derailed, repeatedly, and with great gusto.)
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- Part 3 of The Boatem Pool
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12 May 2026
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“XELQUA”, says one of the Watchers, the smaller of the two, wearing black-purple. “AT LAST, WE HAVE FOUND YOU.”
“–all day long!” finishes Grian, cheerily, and caps the verse with a bright, “Fuck off!” He extracts his hand from Pearl’s to summarily give both Watchers the finger.
“YOU WILL COME WITH US,” says the second, slightly taller Watcher.
“Eat shit and die,” says Grian, promptly. “I’m not going anywhere.”
(In which the Watchers come to retrieve Grian from the void, but are foiled by the twin powers of teeth and cursing. And friendship. But mostly teeth.)
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10 May 2026