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Every victory must be celebrated and no one celebrates it quite like the Knights of Favonius. This time Lohen offers to stand watch along with some other men so that the Grand Master himself can enjoy his time drinking and laughing with the others. Unfortunately for Lohen, standing watch means watching Varka getting too drunk for his own good and flirting with another man. After all is said and done, Lohen must be the one to carry Varka back to his tent, irritated and frustrated.
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On The Job by PurpleCosmonaut for ThunderstormsandMemories
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
20 Feb 2022
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Not all demons are subservient to the demon emperor, which means when they rebel and wreak havoc in the human realm, it's up to cultivators to stop them from harming others. Liu Mingyan was assigned to take care of lesser demons around nearby cities while leading a small team. Fortunately for her, when she arrives at Jinlan city, most of the work has already been done. But who and why would they get involved with demons?
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While still very young, Shiro and his parents are rescued by the Blade’s task force from the Galra ship they were imprisoned into. They don’t have anywhere to go to, Earth is but a memory from the past, and his parents feel indebted to the group that rescued them. Willing to stay and help the resistance against the Empire’s threatening force, Shiro enlists himself in Ulaz’s training for young Galra, where he meets chief Kolivan’s son, Keith.
Together, they grow up to become Ulaz’s most brilliant students and prepare for war. But what Shiro is about to learn is that he and Keith have a lot more in common than he previously thought.
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Lance and rain are a beautiful combination, Hunk thinks.
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For Shiro, nightmares are a constant, usually followed by panic attacks. Thankfully, his neighbors are adamant in helping where they can.
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Out of the corner of his eye, he catches Lohen staring at him. Their eyes briefly meet, and it only takes the small smirk on the young knight's face for Varka's heart to stop.
A diuretic. Lohen put a diuretic in his drink.
This rascal…!
Sitting through a meeting is difficult enough for Grand Master Varka. Vice Captain Lohen takes it up a notch.
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16 Jun 2026
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He's in control of his emotions, in control of his demeanour. Totally in control.
Varka holds onto the end of his tail with his free hand as Lohen shifts on his lap, keeping it from wagging embarrassingly. Before he can overthink it, he downs the drink all in one go, letting the burning sugariness clog up his throat.
It doesn't have the unmistakable taste of medicine that Lohen usually taints his drinks with. Confusion washes over Varka for a second, until he sees Lohen chuckle.
"Alright! Let's get you back home before it hits."
The wolf walks right into the rabbit's trap.
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14 Jun 2026
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A young knight, obsessed with his notoriously promiscuous Grand Master, finally takes what he wants one drunken night—only to realize that Varka lets him because he always has.
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05 Jun 2026
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Stupidly, Varka said, “I’ve—heard about you.”
“Have you now? And what does everyone say?”
That you’re vicious. That you take pleasure in provoking the court. That peace bores you, and that you crave a good fight the way drowning sailors crave air. Varka gazed up into Lohen’s face, and the memory of the most famous rumour struck him like a punch to the throat. That you’re beautiful.
Right then, looking up at the Crown Prince he’d soon be swearing his life to protect, Varka could only say with complete and total confidence that one of those was true.
Crown Prince Lohen of Mondstadt is unruly, devious, and the most alluring person Varka’s ever known—and Varka is sure that serving as his knight will be the death of him one day.
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13 May 2026
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“Flins, I’m sorry, but it’s not what you think it is,” Illuga’s voice drifts to a whisper. He’s embarrassed and ashamed. Surely Flins will be disgusted with him now that he knows he wet himself like a little kid because he couldn’t just hold it in.
“I know what it is,” is Flins reply, flicking his gaze up to Illuga who stares back at him with wide eyes. “I didn’t have you drink all that water for no reason. I wanted to see how desperate you’d become, to see you make a mess of yourself. But your resolve is as strong as ever.”
Unknowing to Flins' plans that night, Illuga consumes countless glasses and bottles of water that leaves him desperate to relieve himself, but is not given the opportunity to, not until Flins finally has his way with him.
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07 May 2026