PurpleSkwid
Fandoms
- Supernatural (TV 2005) (3)
- Marvel (1)
- Thor (Movies) (1)
- Brooklyn Nine-Nine (TV) (1)
- How I Met Your Mother (1)
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Kramer and Entering - Fanfic Through the Ages by PurpleSkwid
Fandoms: Seinfeld, How I Met Your Mother, Brooklyn Nine-Nine (TV)
06 Aug 2022
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Ted and Marshall meet their new neighbour.
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Setting up a brand new store is hard work.
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Castiel doesn't understand wedding presents.
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Dean feels invincible with an angel on the team, but Castiel is sick of seeing him get hurt.
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snow by PurpleSkwid
Fandoms: Loki (TV 2021), Marvel, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Thor (Movies)
12 Jan 2022
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You and Loki find yourselves trapped in a cottage during a snow storm.
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“You are…” Ilya licked his bloodied teeth and tried to remember the word. “Squeamish?”
“No,” Hollander said. His eyes were still so wide, tracing over Ilya’s bruised face like searchlights. “Fuck. Just—”
He stepped back, stumbling a little on socked feet, and jerked his head at the doorway. Get in.
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10 Apr 2026
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a simple case of mistaken identity by LiarsandThieves22
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
16 Jan 2026
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"What could Hollander possibly need with Boston social media lady?” Rozanov asked.
“Shane’s in love with her,” Hayden said.
Rozanov’s face did something very weird.
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Or: after becoming a bit obsessed with solving the Mystery of Boston Lily, Hayden thinks he finally has it figured out. She must work for the Boston Raiders. Now all he has to do is find her next time he's in Boston and tell her that her and Shane shouldn't have to hide their relationship.
Problem is, the only person he can find is Ilya Rozanov, and Rozanov is being a real dick about the whole thing.
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11 Mar 2026
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oh my god you should see your faces by writinginasnowglobe
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
15 Apr 2026
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A few months after the FanMail incident, Yuna Hollander decides to do what she does best. With the added benefit of having another son to lovingly manage, of course. The internet, unsurprisingly, loses its shit.
Or, Shane and Ilya go on the press run to end all press runs, courtesy of Yuna Hollander.
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- Part 1 of stay with me, in our comfort crowd
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11 Mar 2026
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Rozanov’s smile was all teeth. “Ah, yes. Is gift.”
Something tripped in Shane’s chest at the idea. Sure, they’d been hooking up for nearly half a decade by this point, but four frantic trysts a year did not a relationship make. Certainly not a relationship which included gifts.
“Oh. I mean– thank you.” The sincerity felt strange on his tongue, but Yuna and David Hollander raised Shane with goddamn manners, and if somebody gave you a gift you said fucking thank you.
Even if that someone was Ilya Rozanov. Even if he was looking at you with a Cheshire Cat smile that made you think you’d seriously missed an important piece of context.
Or: Five times Ilya and Shane got each other gifts that absolutely, categorically, 100% didn't mean anything, and one time they gave up pretending.
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07 Mar 2026
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You know i just might (let you lock me down tonight) by jackiedaytonahumanbartender
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
16 Feb 2026
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“So, what? You are going to arrest me? For being too sexy?” he joked, gesturing to the cuffs.
Shane’s embarrassment rushed back in full force, along with a wave of something much hotter. Why did he assume Ilya might be into this? Why did he assume Ilya even wanted, much less, needed, someone else to take control? “I-ah- don’t know why-”
Ilya chuckled. “Fucking relax, Shane. You want me to tie you up and fuck you until you sob, yes? Sounds fun.”
Those words, in Ilya’s deep, accented voice, made Shane’s stomach clench. He wondered when, if ever, Ilya’s physical effects on him would wear off. Total immunity was probably a lost cause, but he could live with that. Like always, Ilya talking so explicitly made Shane a little braver. He squared his shoulders, and lifted his gaze.
“Actually, I wanted to tie you up.”
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OR: Shane tries to get Ilya to relax, in an unconventional way.
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05 Mar 2026