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    Five years after his best friend left Jujutsu High to become an evil overlord, Gojo Satoru can't sleep. And there's not THAT much difference between a butt dial and a booty call, semantically speaking.

    (AU where Geto and Gojo start hooking up again due to desperation a few years before JJK0. Things...do not go as planned.)

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    31 May 2025

  2. Rec *

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    He stops. Or freezes. Either one, really.

    Because Suguru is decidedly not alone.

    He’s hovering over a man, his dark hair loose and spilling over his face and he’s…pinning the man to his bed, one strong hand pressed over the other’s wrists.

    “Fuck,” Satoru wheezes.

    Suguru brings men home and Satoru wonders if, judging by the pangs in his chest and the sudden overwhelming urge to punt these hookups into the sun, he’s homophobic. They figure things out slowly.

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    17 Mar 2025

  3. Rec *

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    “I’m here to confess,” Bakugou repeats, scowling. “I like you. That’s it.”

    The smirk disappears from Shinsou’s face.

    “You what?”

    God, is this fucker deaf or something? “I like you,” he grits out, annoyed that he has to drag this out any further. How many times does he need to say it? Once should be enough, dammit.

    “You like me,” Shinsou says slowly, letting the words sink in. His eyes trail over Bakugou's figure.

    In one sudden motion, he shifts away from the doorframe. There’s not much space separating them now, but like hell is Bakugou going to back off to give him more room.

    “Prove it,” Shinsou says.

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    19 Jan 2025

  4. Rec *

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    “Kacchan!” Izuku wails, latching onto the doorframe with both hands. “Shinsou needs a place to stay and you’re the only one of our friends who lives alone, and your complex allows pets!”

    “I would rather stab myself in the foot with a pitchfork than share my living quarters with fuckin’ eyebags over there.”

    “You know," Shinsou interrupts, face impassive. "Just one minute into this conversation and I can already tell we’ll be amazing roommates.”

    “Shut the fuck up, you purple-haired troll,” Katsuki hisses and Shinsou puts his hands up in surrender.

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    It all starts when Shinsou, the stupid bastard, adopts a cat.

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    18 Jan 2025

  5. Rec *

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    Shinsou doesn't remember what happened that night. Why they left the club together. Why they slept together. Why he wakes up with a Bakugou Katsuki money shot on his phone.

    Katsuki does.

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    10 Jan 2025