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They say most good things come in threes. Like the three stray cats that like to roam around Minho's little cottage. Or the three birds that built their nests up on his roof, waking him each morning with a song.
Three is also the number of weeks Han Jisung claims is all it takes for him to break apart any relationship. Not if Minho can help it.(or: Minho is the god of love and Han has messed with him one too many times)
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Jisung has never claimed to make good decisions, much less well thought-out ones. Truthfully, his impulse control has always been rather subpar. That being said, he's absolutely convinced that this particular decision might be his best one yet.
or: Jisung adopts a chicken and is forced to reevaluate his totally platonic, definitely not at all romantic feelings for his roommate and best friend.
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Minho didn't sign up for this.
All he wanted was his bracelet back, but instead he finds himself in constant company of the very thief who stole it in the first place.
Or: Jisung is a little shit and Minho has bad taste in men.
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- Part 2 of Under Your Nose
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Minho had always hated the business parties his parents wanted him to attend. Too many people he didn’t care to get to know, too many eyes on him watching his every move, and not enough liquor to forget about them. But at a recent event he finds himself enthralled with a young waiter who keeps stumbling into people wherever he goes.
Or: Jisung likes to sneak into high society events to steal from obnoxious rich people, and Minho is (kind of) an obnoxious rich person.
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- Part 1 of Under Your Nose
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Jisung meets Minho at an art exhibition for European Medieval Art. Minho may be having an existential crisis over cats and Jisung just happens to be there to witness it all.
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Hyunjin’s eyes light up. “Y’know, speaking of clowns, Jisung actually went to clown college.”
Oh, here we go. He’s not sure how it started, but at some point Jisung’s friends decided it was hilarious to tell people he went to clown school. What’s more embarrassing is that people actually believe it—one guy even agreed that it “makes sense.” What is *that* supposed to mean?
But before Jisung can deny it, Minho speaks up.
“Wait really? I love clowns.”
---After the hottest guy he's ever seen says he likes clowns, Jisung lies that he used to go to clown college, and is forced to learn various tricks to keep up the facade.
The problem is: Minho also lied and is actually deathly afraid of clowns—he only said that cuz he's down bad for Jisung.Neither knows the other is lying... chaos ensues.
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04 Feb 2026
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“One through ten?”
Minho glanced up from his frankly confusing artisanal breakfast sandwich, following the jut of Jisung’s chin to the man in question.
“Hmmm, four.”
“Four?” Jisung’s eyebrows shot up in surprise. “That’s generous.”
Minho shrugged, then took a sip of his coffee, “I think he’ll look at you. With distaste, obviously. And tell you all the reasons you’ve insulted him by thinking he would ever be an option for you.”
It was a game they’d been playing for as long as Minho could remember, a one to ten scale of how likely Jisung was to get a date with whatever stranger caught his eye that day. One was no response, not even a look. Ten was an immediate yes.
Minho had never guessed ten.
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17 Sep 2025
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Jisung can’t even begin to wrap his head around the situation. A half-naked man is snuggled up in bed with an adorable cat, and he is in the fucking closet. It sounds like the synopsis for some rom-com he would tease Hyunjin for watching.
Except he’s currently living it, convinced this will end in murder rather than romance.
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In which Minho and Jisung tackle co-parenting a cat, catching a stalker, and falling in love all within the span of a week.
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10 Sep 2025
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“Let’s write to each other,” Jisung tells him, his face going funny from the way he's lying. Minho looks up and finds Jisung's hair tickling his forehead.
He blows air out of his nose and it lifts Jisung's fringe. “Like letters?”
“Yeah. Like in the movies.”
Or: Jisung goes away for the summer. He doesn't want Minho to forget him.
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01 Aug 2025
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Jisung slips his hand into Minho’s for the first time to gently tap a rhythm into his palm.
There's a second time, a third, a fourth — and then he loses count.
or: a love letter to Hold My Hand and everything that brought them here, now.
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06 Apr 2025