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    After Harry’s unfortunate encounter with his ex, Draco Malfoy makes him a proposition. Draco wants his parents to stop matchmaking him and Harry wants to make his ex jealous. All they need to do is simply pretend they’re in love. Problem is… Draco already is.

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    08 Jun 2026

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    Trust Draco Malfoy to choose a career path which was only marginally less morally bankrupt than being a Mark-carrying member of a literal hate group.

    Or: The DMLE is being restructured. Harry does not handle it with grace.

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    04 Jun 2026

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    Harry only meant to buy Christmas presents.

    Instead, he found Draco Malfoy again, more than a decade after the war: owner of Wizarding London's best luxury apothecary, and had somehow become much, much fitter than Harry remembered.

    Harry has questions, most of them inappropriate, and the only sensible thing to do with questions is investigate. Draco was definitely hiding something. Unfortunately, Harry's investigative instincts keep getting distracted by what Draco’s got going on under all those kaftans.

    Featuring: food as a love language, the art of technicalities, ancient magic, Harry’s overactive imagination, and Draco’s spectacular commitment to making everything more complicated than it needs to be.

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    17 May 2026

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    When wizards start turning up dead, seemingly killed by Muggle means, the last person Auror Harry Potter is expecting to see turning up at crime scenes flashing his fancy badge is Draco Malfoy, nearly unrecognizable after his disappearance from England thirteen years ago.

    or, the fic in which Harry and Draco are forced into an unlikely partnership by their superiors and find themselves as lost in each other as they are in their case.

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    15 May 2026

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    “Who let this sociopath play darts!” roared Harry, holding his arm.
    “Oh, relax, it’s only a flesh wound,” Draco tutted, taking aim (at the dart board) with his final dart.

    The Slytherins and Gryffindors have been brought together by romance (Pansy and Ginny), friendship (Hermione and Blaise), and a shared interest in quidditch (Ron and Millicent). Four years in, there are only two holdouts.

    Everybody agrees that whatever their problem is, Draco and Harry just need to shag it out.

    All that’s left? Convincing them. Luckily, Luna has a solstice ritual to perform, and she needs help.

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    12 May 2026