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Jisung is just a cherry-lipped omega trying to keep his camboy side hustle quiet, until he accidentally sends a heat video to his alpha co-worker. Minho's already obsessed, and now he can't stay away. Between kiss marked cups, whispered confessions and shared cycles neither of them are ready for, things are about to get sticky. It's cherry pop time, right?
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04 Jun 2026
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Jisung, now that he had the chance to settle into his new life, finds himself at the start of a new adventure - sating the sexual appetites of his seven perfect, deadly boyfriends.
He might not make it out of it alive, but is that really such a bad way to go? Death by sex with the most beautiful creatures on the planet?
Companion fic to You're Like a Gun, Your Love is a Bullet where Jisung explores new depths of his relationship with the Stray Kids.
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- Part 2 of Love Bullet
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31 May 2026
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Searching for death in all the wrong places, bounty hunter Han Jisung gets the opportunity of a lifetime… the chance to repay his debts and help his closest friend at the same time. The cost? Only his freedom… and possibly his life. But that’s okay, he never asked for it anyway.
Will Jisung find his end? Or is the vampire he sells himself to the beginning he hadn't known he was searching for?
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Fighting sleep, Jisung’s words come out slurred. “I’d love to be able to talk to animals. I’d have so many friends.”
“Friends?” Minho questions. “Not pets?”
“I can’t have pets…” He replies while snuggling deeper into his pillow. “… I’m a slave. I’m already the pet.”
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Minho’s caged bird sings the most beautiful songs, and he wants nothing more than to free it. To dismantle the golden bars that keep Han’s heart cast in shadows and watch him bloom in freedom.
The most stunning of creatures, it is a crime to chain him. A spirit like Han’s deserves to be free.Or- Bounty hunter Han Jisung is sold to vampire Lee Minho to complete a job. One is broken, the other lost… but together, they could be complete.
Please don’t let the length of the fic scare you away…
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20 May 2026
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Maybe Minho just discovered something new about himself.
A piss kink, probably.
It could be something he and Jisung explore together.
As best friends.
Best friends explore things, right?
Dude bros discover stuff together all the time. They probably watch porn and go, “Oh, small tits are so hot,” and then grab each other’s chests. Totally normal. Completely heterosexual behavior.
The real problem is bringing it up.
It’s not like he can just say, Hey, remember how you pissed yourself last weekend? I think I might be into that. Also, did you maybe enjoy it too?
Or: Minho makes Jisung laugh so hard he accidentally pees himself. They both agree to never speak of it again, but for some reason Minho can’t get it out of his head… and keeps finding ways to casually bring it up, just to test the waters. (literally)
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03 May 2026
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“Ahhh, did you really think you were going to be sticking your dick in me tonight?”
A sharp intake of breath. A few seconds of silence pass. “Yes?” A soft shaky voice replies.
Jisung is clearly overthinking all of a sudden, his expression always so open and easy to read, a million thoughts racing behind eyes, still glazed over with lust. Minho uses this to slowly drape more of his body over Jisung’s bare form and with cat-like speed grabs Jisung’s wrists, quickly pinning them to the bed, restraining each wrist by his head before Jisung can even react. Another dangerously low whisper in his ear.
“Oh no princess, you are mine to use tonight.”
or. Minho should question his taste more when he gets attached to frat boy Jisung and his shameless attempts at flirting with him. Only thing is that Minho can't stop thinking about ruining the damn boy.
based off the tweet:
love characters who are the type to talk big but then end up clawing at the sheets and trying to crawl away because it gets too much too soon just to get grabbed by the hips and fucked back on whoever’s cock like that’s their actual place and not the high horse they want to be on- Language:
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26 Apr 2026