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Draco had a problem.
It was a Hermione Granger-shaped problem. It walked like Hermione Granger, it talked like Hermione Granger, and (when he was lucky), it chewed him out like Hermione Granger.
But he knew, deep down, that it wasn’t Hermione Granger.
Because there was no way on God’s green earth that Hermione Granger had those fucking tits.
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31 May 2026
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What if the Deathly Hallows was done differently?
What if some of the bad guys were not so bad?
What if there was a lot more collaboration and communication?
What if Draco ends up on the run with the Golden Trio?Rules:
Please do not tell Rodolphus where Severus hides the good wine.
Please do not cast Muffliato spells around Phineas.
Please do not tell Draco he is about to go camping.Series
- Part 1 of Oops! I Joined The Good Guys Series
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25 May 2026
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Wandless in Egypt: Draco's stranded in Egypt, but luckily, there's a Granger in sight. Now, if only he could be prevented from strangling her.
Fun times abroad: It was supposed to be a leisurely solo trip down the Nile. Hermione didn't factor in one blond man from her past and all his drama. Then, of course, there's the fact that everyone's after him. Much hilarity ensues. Maybe.
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A rom-com adventure/mystery featuring two unwilling partners on the run from Lucius Malfoy, alien-hunters, Muggle police, and local wizards engaged in a civil war.
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21 May 2026
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Four Slytherins and a Gryffindor crammed into a Muggle apartment.
Sure, why not?Hermione runs a programme: take former Death Eaters who failed their court-mandated therapy and teach them how to function in the Muggle world.
It was meant to be educational.
It became... something else.This fic is roughly 80% chaos and 20% cute. Where the smut fits into that is between you and your conscience.
Pansy - socially lethal, beautifully dressed, a problem.
Theo - chaotic manchild or unsettling genius. Your pick.
Blaise - sexual deviant. No pick. You'll like him anyway.
Draco - arrogant, impressively incompetent and permanently attached to a baseball cap. Oh, and he wants Hermione. Bad.Don't read this if you're a normal, sane person.
Do read if you want to laugh and question your life choices at 3am.The only fic I'd recommend reading as a WIP—small doses.
Hermione developed a kink.
Draco developed feelings.
Theo found Muggle tech.
Nobody emerged from this experience unchanged.
You probably won't, either... not convinced that's a good thing.I spent two months immersed in this and started thinking in nothing but double entendres.
Good luck.
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19 May 2026
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Nothing is as it seems.
A splinching incident lands Hermione Granger in the arms of someone wholly unexpected... and they might not let her go.
A dramione story based off of Beauty and the Beast with a twist.
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19 May 2026