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    Jude and Cardan's daughter goes to her first trick-or-treating with Aunt Vivi. The High King and Queen of Elfhame have some long-awaited time to themselves.

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    For a moment, Hermione forgets how to breathe and her heart races at the single-minded way he’s looking at her now.

    Is he pissed or something?

    Because if she’s not mistaken, Draco Malfoy is offering to fuck a baby into her.

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    “Because I thought we were—”

    “Friends?” Draco spits out. He scoffs. “Right.”

    “What the hell is that supposed to mean?” Draco doesn’t say anything, and every time he moves to walk around her, she sidesteps him, cutting off his path. “Drac—”

    His eyes snap to hers. Fuck. He’d imagined it, fantasised over hearing his name fall from her lips in a variety of different ways. Somehow, even in anger, hearing it is better than anything he’d dreamt up.

    “Because I don’t want to be your fucking friend, Granger!” he yells.

    xx

    Or, where Draco Malfoy is a complete and utter simp for Hermione Granger and extremely dramatic about it

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    24 May 2026

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    The faint scratching sound of quill on parchment ceased immediately, replaced by a baleful snap as said quill broke unexpectedly in two – the delicate spine of the feather unable to withstand the sudden added pressure exerted from Draco's white knuckled grip.

    Apparently the know-it-all swot had also enrolled in healer training at St Mungo’s after the war. And now she was here. In France. In his hospital. Waiting in the lobby. Part of the group of exchange healers he would be working with for the next year.

    Fuck him.

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    Living in France as a respected mediwizard, Draco has left his past far behind him and across the English Channel. Now... if only his past had stayed there– Apparently someone didn't get the memo.

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  5. Public Bookmark 91

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    Draco stared at the screen. Or, more accurately, the words on the screen. His face lax and unreadable, he looked from Hermione back to where the title glowed in clean black letters.

    Why We Should Fuck (& Maybe More): An Empirical Study

    He looked at her like she’d grown another head, or a tail, or declared she was in love with the elderly and deaf Ministry archivist, Agnes Brocklehurst. He looked pained, but somehow managed to keep his tone light and casual. “So, what’s all this then?”

    “What does it look like? I have a proposal to discuss.”

    “With that title?”

    “Yes.”

    “And this is the personal project you wanted to discuss with… me. I am… one of the ‘we’?”

    “Well, I wasn’t planning to present it to McLaggen.”

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    Hermione gets tired of waiting, and makes a slide deck to convince Draco that he wants her.

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    22 May 2026