RockingItInAParallelUniverse



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    One shots, vignettes, and other various drabbles based on listening to songs by The Smiths.

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    Geralt tries not to interfere with human affairs, but when he sees an innocent young man about to be sold into sexual slavery for a year as punishment for a crime he didn't commit, he decides to buy him instead. Geralt intends to let the man go as soon as they are out of the town, but instead the two of them are magically bound together. If they get too far apart for too long, the man will die.

    So it seems Geralt is to have a travelling companion, at least until the year is up or they can find a mage willing to undo the spell. If the situation weren't bad enough, the man simply won't stop talking and singing.

    Geralt has no intention of taking advantage of a man in no position to refuse. He is not going to have sex with Jaskier while they're still bound together. He just wishes Jaskier would stop being so damn distracting.

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    31 Jan 2022

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    Thus, a deal was struck, a treaty agreed upon. Rivia would not take military action against any allied kingdom and in turn, the kingdoms would provide the king of Rivia with a consort. So far, that last bit was the part of the treaty that had gone to shit. As far as Jaskier had understood, up to now the White Wolf had turned down all the proffered brides. If a consort was not approved, the treaty would be null and void.

     

    Where Jaskier is the last chance of fulfilling the requirements of a treaty between the warlord of Rivia, and the allied kingdoms. Will it prove to be his rescue or his doom?

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    31 Jan 2022

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    Quickly checking the camera setup, Jaskier knelt on the mattress, looming over his brother with a filthy grin on his face. Today’s scene had been requested by their adoring fans, Dandelion dressed up all pretty and soft while Jaskier, all rugged manliness, ravished him.

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    06 Dec 2021

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    Jaskier takes Geralt to Cidaris’ most exclusive sex party. It goes about how you’d imagine.

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    06 Dec 2021

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    “Yennefer sent me a check for eight lessons for you,” Jaskier said the following weekend, wearing a beige button-down with--

    “Does your shirt have owls on it?” Geralt asked, caught somewhere between amusement and horror.

    Jaskier looked down and tugged on the front of his shirt as if he had to remind himself what was on it. He beamed at Geralt. “Yeah! Do you like it?”

    “Not particularly.”

    The smile swiftly disappeared.

    “It’s not terrible,” he amended, stepping back to let Jaskier inside the apartment. Then Jaskier’s initial words sank in. “Wait. Yen did what?”

    Hanging up on Yennefer was always a mistake.

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    06 Dec 2021