RylesDoesWriting
Fandoms
- Dream SMP (8)
- Empires SMP (3)
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Kids Don't USUALLY Fall Out of the Sky by RylesDoesWriting
Fandoms: Empires SMP, Dream SMP
04 Jan 2023
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“Do you live with him now?” He asked lightly, “Where is he?”
He didn’t know. Back home he assumed. Maybe.
His uncertainty pulled at Sausage’s heart. He looked so small, so scared, so unlike the energetic bubbly mini adventurer sitting in his barstool seconds prior.
Sausage lowered and softened his voice, a little hard to do in a noisy tavern with an increasingly theatrical bard performing his rendition of California Girls less than fifteen feet away. “Can you tell me how you got here?”
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Michael is still in Empires! And while Oli and Sausage try and brainstorm where he came from and how to get him home, Michael and Hermes have a Special Delivery to bring to the sheriff
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- Part 3 of Michael in Empires
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“Now- speaking of you and your little situation,” Oli began as he rose to his feet. “your clothes; they look a little warm.” Michael lifted his arms to look at his sleeves. His fabric seemed a lot thicker than the silks and things Oli wore, and the overalls were also built to keep in warmth. Not too useful in a beach empire. “I was thinking that today we could run over to Kathrine’s and get you some new clothes."
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Oli and Michael (yknow, the ZOMBIE PIGLIN) go to see the (MONSTER HUNTER) Princess for some new clothes. Somehow it all works out.Series
- Part 2 of Michael in Empires
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Boo was gone. He was alone again. Alone in a strange, new world. Why does this keep happening? Why does he keep ending up alone and scared? He just wants things to be normal again.
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“Why— who are you?” The man asked in almost a sing-song voice. With the clothes and the demeanor, Michael wondered if he was a bard. Or maybe just a really weird dude. Not like they didn’t have those back home though… “When did you wash up on my archipelago?”
———— IM NOT LETTING THIS FUCKING MINECRAFT NPC DIE so yea he’s in empires now enjoy <3
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- Part 1 of Michael in Empires
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Psychopomp:
Noun - (in Greek mythology) a guide of souls to the place of the dead.
the spiritual guide of a living person's soul.Kristian takes a vacation so it's Phil's job to guide the dead, and the universe is an sbi stan so TOGETHER THEY SHALL BE
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[AU TAKEN FROM @psithirissma ON TWITTER BC I SAW IT AND BRAIN WENT BRRRRR]
Techno and Wilbur are twins. They looked alike enough before they started bloody DRESSING the same. Ever eager to copy his brothers, Tommy wanted to join, but in true brotherly fashion, they denied him on the basis of "it's just a twin thing." Well- in that case screw them, he'd go match with Phil. Looking like Phil is cooler than looking like them anyway, and turns out he could resemble their father much more than any of them realized...
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Those sort au threads are all over my twitter, but idk this one managed to stick lmao. Yep Techno and Wilbur are twins, Tommy's mad they wont include him so he goes to Phil, bada bing bada boom there's a miniature Philza Minecraft running around with more hubris than ever. They're aged down quite a bit but specifics dont matter too much.
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The Dream Smp is blown to ruins, but a secret rift in dimensions let's Michael live on in the Empires SMP! A certain eccentric bard finds him in his archipelago, and together they form a bond and spend their days adventuring around this new land.
(NO PREVIOUS EMPIRES SMP KNOWLEDGE IS REQUIRED I GOTCHU DW)
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Warm hands encased their bezel, a thumb gently tracing the fractures on their lense. They couldn’t see, couldn’t feel, couldn’t hear. A voice that wasn’t heard spoke to them. They knew they could understand the words.
Was this the end? It certainly felt far too kind for it to be death. What had happened? They lost a fight. Against who? Against-
A hand once again curled around their bezel, and something soft touched their lens. Searing white staggered their sensors, a painless shock that made them want to scream. Something in them breaks.
"Wake Up."
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- Part 1 of Vīve Ut Vīvās
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- English
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16 May 2026
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walk by faith/tell no one what you've seen by Killbothtwins
Fandoms: Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types
02 Aug 2021
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After the end of the war with the Empire, Obi-Wan wakes up in his twelve-year old body. Now all he needs to do is convince everyone he's psychic, trick his Master into taking him on before he's sent to Bandomeer, redeem a few bad guys, and try not to have a nervous breakdown. Pretty easy. It's not like the Sith are lurking on the horizon, waiting to devour the Jedi Order.
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- Part 1 of the massive machinery of hope
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- English
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- 39,188
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- 9/9
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28 Oct 2025
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A Con Artist, A Mafia Boss, An Arsonist, A Hitman and A Delinquent Cause A Scene Outside Of A Bar by hyperbolic
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
05 Dec 2022
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Kristin needs a mortgage for her money laundering scheme.
Phil wants alibis who won’t ask any questions.
Wilbur needs a landlord that will overlook his felonies.
Techno requires a good washer and dryer that can clean blood easily.
Tommy wishes CPS would get off his ass.
Each with their own agendas, flaws and secrets, these five are pushed with the common goal of needing to come together as a family in order to evade the law.
Or: SBI need to pretend to be a family in order to avoid the police's suspicions.
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- Part 1 of A Con Artist Universe
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- English
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- 76,419
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07 Dec 2022
Bookmarker's Notes
Still reading: sbi but they’re fake family running from the cops. Icons the lot of em
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Another cough snapped Sanford out of his internal monologue. He sighed, as his momentary irritation morphed into concern. Yeah, Deimos practically smoked a pack a day, but Sanford also knew that the pace at which he went through the things went through the roof when he was stressed. To be awake before the crack of dawn? There was a problem, and Sanford mentally kicked himself for not realizing it sooner.
Sanford wakes up in the middle of the night to find his boyfriend missing from their bed. When he finally finds the man, they have a conversation that Sanford isn't quite prepared for.
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One Day I Met God (Turns Out, He's an Idiot) by Sunshine_3
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP
30 Jul 2021
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Every year, the Tournament of the Gods is held to determine who is worthy to gain the favor of the universe's deities.
This year, Tommy is determined to win, to be the youngest person ever to claim a victory.
Not because he wants to be blessed or anything. He just thinks it's funny.
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An AU in which Tommy Innit is just a mortal vibin' and doing his thing and the rest of SBI are gods who have claimed him as their favorite.
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Bookmarked by RylesDoesWriting
07 Dec 2022
Bookmarker's Notes
Tournament thing with big bro dream lmao also sbi gods willing to fuck you up for Their Boy