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    "So, what now?" Shane said, his voice turning into a whisper now that the two of them were so close to one another.

    Ilya shrugged his shoulders. "I don't know," he admitted. His gaze dropped briefly, not to Shane's eyes, but to his lips. While the crowd was busy shouting around them, Shane finally understood exactly why people had been placing bets on the two of them.

    Shane recalled hearing about Gay Chicken from a friend of a friend who'd played it at another party a while ago. From what he remembered, it consisted of two supposedly straight people getting progressively closer to one another until one of them "chickened out" first. The loser was whoever backed away or generally decided they'd had enough. 

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    OR: Ilya and Shane play a game of Gay Chicken

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    13 Jun 2026

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    Ilya shoulders his way through the bathroom's door and promptly steps over a trailing, ridiculous fucking piece of fabric, causing whoever is wearing it to bump against his back.

    "What the fuck?" He snaps, irritated beyond rationality.

    "Watch were you're going, dickhead." The guy spits right back without missing a beat.

    He turns around, but whatever pissed off retort brewing inside his mouth dies on his tongue when he takes on the guy in front of him. For a split second, his brain screeches to a halt at the sight of Shane Hollander, except then it quickly comes to the bizarre realization that it isn't him.

    There's a bewildered pout on his plump, shiny lips. He's taking Ilya in with the same cautious scrutiny, like he's not sure of what he's seeing.

    "Connor?" He says, voice going slightly high pitched right at the end.

    Ilya frowns. He's pissed off and nowhere near drunk enough for this.

    "Who the fuck is Connor?"

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    08 Jun 2026

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    When The Rice Purity Test gets brought up in the locker room, Ilya makes it Captain's orders to learn everyone's score. Shane doesn't expect this stupid quiz to lead to learning more about each other’s past.

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    04 Jun 2026

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     “I need your help.” 

    Ilya peers up again and raises an eyebrow. He pauses the video he was watching. “With?” 

    Shane fidgets. “I, uh… I can’t– I mean, I can but I’m not very good– Fuck, listen, just– Ineedyoutohelpmewithsex.” 

    A pause. A long pause. Ilya blinks a couple of times, mouth twitching at the corners. Then,

    “You need me to teach you how to fuck your girl, Hollander?”

    Shane needs help satisfying his girlfriend, Jessica. He turns to his roommate, Ilya, for help.

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    03 Jun 2026

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    Ilya thought he knew everything there was to know about Shane's sexual habits. His quirks. How his gag reflex is almost non-existent, how his ass craves to be filled if he goes too long without it, how he loves to be kissed so much that, if Ilya really tries, he can get Shane off just by sucking his tongue.

    He's never once heard about Shane being good at eating pussy.

    Or: Ilya overhears that his totally-casual-sitationship was very good at munching and has a jealous fit about it.

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    28 May 2026