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Cain Montgomery goes out on a mission meant to be so simple: buying you an engagement ring. He thinks it'll be easy-- after all, it's just a ring, right? But what happens when none of the dazzling jewels speak what he needs them to convey? Frustrated but determined, Cain refuses to settle for anything ordinary. I mean- how could he give you a ring anything less than perfect?
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Originally intended to be a crackfic--- honestly, if you ask me, it still is--- until it was taken just a teensy bit more seriously. Enjoy!
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11 Aug 2025
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Chapters/Oneshots are still ongoing!
All credits go to the developers of Dating Killmulator! Love the game so so so much!
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- Part 1 of Bittersweet Blood
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13 Jul 2025
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Here, have at it. I know it’s what you want. Degenerates.
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09 Jul 2025
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Cain Montgomery is a wealthy man. After all, he does get his money from his special talent: Killing.
One day he goes to his favorite bar to get a drink, when he receives a hit for a seemingly normal man. But as Cain investigates further, this strays more and more from his normal jobs.Bookmarked by SaltyCaesar
07 Jul 2025
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Cain Montgomery is aware that he likes a girl.
After all, who wouldn't? She's beautiful, charming, and is willing to deal with the fact that he's a murderer. So, he isn't surprised when his (self-proclaimed) "best friend" starts to like her as well.
Of course Cain is fine with competition, even if it's his 6 pack friend that looks like Achilles. At least, he keeps telling himself that.
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06 Jul 2025