Seamgel

fem Neil Cicierega in a pink and purple room 2000s style



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    Kent?

    So...

    His name is Clark Kent.

    That's so cute, naming your kid after Superman!

    "Will you four be at Smallville High? Clark goes there; it's so weird that he's finally a freshman."

    My 'Brother' nodded, glancing at me. "Y/n, here, is also a freshman."

    Hang on a second. Smallville high? As in Smallville... as in the old show 'Smallville.'

    With the main character who looks exactly like this guy,

    With an action packed storyline,

    With Super-FUCKING-Man?!

    They didn't just name their kid after Superman...

    HE IS SUPERMAN!

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    08 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 17

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    Jason Todd is a problem.

    He wears a leather jacket, knuckles taped and an attitude that rots like Gotham. He gets in fights and smokes behind the gym, and teachers are torn between expelling him and begging him to apply to Ivy Leagues.

    You're the transfer from Metropolis.

    You're broke and live in a basement apartment. You work two jobs and don't talk about why you left your old school.

    You made a mistake, and Jason stopped talking to you. Except at night, because thats when Red hood watches you.

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    31 May 2026

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    Jason's wisdom teeth grew back after the Lazarus Pit. Annoying, but fixable with a quick trip to the oral surgeon.
    Running into Bruce and Tim at said oral surgeon's office? Less fixable.
    Jason is not mentally prepared for this confrontation. Not now. Not when he tortured the replacement only two months ago. Not when Batman chose Joker instead of him.
    Not when they see him in the waiting room and look at him like he's a bomb waiting to explode.

    But Jason's a lot more honest when he's high.
    And Bruce decides he's taking the very-hostile-but-also-very-high Jason back home with him and a very sad-because-he's-confused-by-the-drugs Tim.
    What follows is post-anesthesia chaos, involuntary truth-telling

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    04 May 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 44

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    There was a point where you liked Dick Grayson as a kid, but you knew he never reciprocated those feelings, so you forced yourself to move on. When Dick finds out years later, he can't help but feel conflicted. Struggling with his own feelings, he wonders if he is too late to figure out his own. Do you still love him, or does he need to win you back?

    Chapter two is the Dick Grayson ending, and chapter three is the Jason Todd ending. Pick your poison, or just read both.

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    14 Apr 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 98

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    Joker was beyond redemption. Tim had attended so many funerals, so many memorials, stood in front of countless graves, murmured to sobbing victims, sent flowers to hospital rooms. All because the Joker wanted to play with Batman. All because Batman would rather play the game, then put a permanent end to it all.

    Even with the no-killing rule, he would find a way to fix it. The Justice League put super-powered criminals into the Phantom Zone, where they could never escape or harm anyone. Surely, Tim could find something like that to imprison Joker.

    But now Red Hood, revealed as the Jason Todd, has entered the scene, stage right. Full of righteous fury. Full of murderous intent. Full of hatred towards the Joker. Maybe he doesn't need to build that phantom zone projector...

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    OR: Tim wants Joker dead. He’s manipulating everyone to that end.

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    12 Apr 2026