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  1. Public Bookmark 38

    No Man Shall Die Without His Chest Cracked Open by

    Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Modao Zushi - Moxiang Tongxiu & Related Fandoms, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)  

    14 Jun 2026

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    "No man shall die without his chest cracked open," Dr. Xie says coolly, not looking up from the book.

    Fastening his scrub cap, Wei Wuxian falters. "What?"

    "It is an old philosophy of cardiothoracic surgery," his attending continues. "What is the most common cause of death in the hours after open heart surgery?"

    "Bleeding, sir."

    "That's correct. And how do you suppose you control the bleeding once it starts?"

    Wei Wuxian pauses, his attending's meaning dawning on him. "You have to... stop it. By hand."

    "Precisely," Dr. Xie remarks. "If you learn nothing else from this residency program, know this: a bleeding heart is a silent killer. You have time to handle it..." He rises, snapping the book shut. "...until you don't."

    Or: Wei Wuxian was left heartbroken in his fourth year of medical school, unable to keep the best thing he ever had. He's been burying himself under a mountain of achievements ever since.

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    15 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 9

    because you're worth it [podfic] by

    Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù  

    06 Apr 2026

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    Lan Pharmaceuticals, a century-old legacy pharma empire that ventured into luxury skincare some 20 years ago finally launches its first ever accessible line and watches it spectacularly TANK.

    Enter market specialist Wei Wuxian, who is just what they need, who can rescue a brand even from the depths of hell; and who, quite inconveniently, also happens to be their head of IT and younger heir's ex from college.

    OR: an epistolary account of the near-impossible salvation of Lan Pharmaceuticals' first ever mass-market skincare brand, told entirely through internal communications

    Podfic of because you're worth it by cherrywhiskey.

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    14 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 66

    [PODFIC] Waiting for Spring by thievinghippo by

    Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù  

    15 Oct 2022

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    “It is a well-known fact across the major leagues that one does not smack Lan Wangji’s ass.”

    Wei Wuxian rolls his eyes. Everyone smacks everyone’s ass in baseball. It’s how the game is played. Lan Wangji does not get to be exempt from this most sacred of baseball traditions.

    Wei Wuxian will make sure of that.

     

    Or, a Major League Baseball AU - the podfic version

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    13 Jun 2026

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    a light hidden and singing by

    Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)  

    04 Oct 2021

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    Since he was a child, since Lan Wangji had first become aware of his own alienating effect on others, he has long resigned himself to a loveless marriage. Perhaps even a companionate one, so long as his partner was agreeable and unbothersome and let him have his own space.

    He could not have even begun to predict Wei Wuxian.

    (A canonverse arranged marriage fic.)

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    08 Jun 2026

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    [Podfic] Fuck Jīn Guāngshàn in every way except carnally by

    Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù  

    07 Jun 2026

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    This is just seven pages 29 minutes of Jīn Guāngshàn being murdered.

    You're welcome.

    Podfic of Fuck Jīn Guāngshàn in every way except carnally by tawaen.

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    07 Jun 2026