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  1. Public Bookmark 16

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    "It's just a drink, Weasley. Don't be so bloody precious."

    This story starts with sex. It continues with sex. And it ends with sex. But, reader, I regret to inform you that this is very much not a story about sex.

    An ode to very oblivious idiots, and the many and varied ways we deny ourselves what makes us happy.

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    11 May 2026

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    By the time Scorpius realizes he's in love with Rose, their rivalry is six years too far gone. She'll never have him, not even after a dose of Amortentia. It would take years to undo this mess, and even then... No. She'll never love him back.
    By the time Rose realizes she's accidentally stopped hating Scorpius, the web is too tangled. Her family will never accept him, her feelings will never be logical, and she'll never allow herself to repeat past mistakes... even if they seem to stalk her.
    Featuring a diabolical, overworked, jaded Rose Weasley and a cinnamon, quidditch-playing, charm-inventing Scorpius Malfoy who'd do anything to breathe the same air as her.

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    10 May 2026

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    A year after the fall of the Netherbrain, the wizard Soleil's quiet life is disrupted by a previously assumed dead devil, who has now come to collect his due.

    "It's always the questions with you,” he hummed and swirled the red wine around his glass as he spoke. “Curiosity killed the cat."
    "But satisfaction brought it back,” she replied tersely. “Besides, weren't I supposed to be the mouse?" This question was rhetorical. Soleil was fully aware of the role she played before him. "Speaking of things coming back from the dead, let's address the hollyphant in the room; how are you here?"

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    03 May 2026

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    Inherited traits, inherited trauma, and family heirlooms.

    A move-for-move story about two chess players and one pair of slutty glasses.

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    This takes place vaguely during The Long Game and includes implied thematic spoilers.

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    16 Dec 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 27

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    You don't know anything about Pansy Parkinson - but if you did know anything about her, you would know that she is in the business of acquiring rare things.

    What Pansy wants you to know is that she doesn't give a single fuck what you think of her.

    Pansy's beloved Aunt Juno asks her to work with Irish rogue Seamus Finnigan on her next job. This requires going to a Pureblood destination wedding in New Zealand (ugh) and charming a witch out of a very precious heirloom.

    But first, a makeover. That beard has got to go.

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    15 Dec 2025