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    A series of unrelated 5 + 1 Heated Rivalry fics that I have written

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    Starting with "There's No Mystery to This Man" where Steve and Eddie fall in love the summer Steve worked at Scoops Ahoy, and going forward.

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    Ilya Rozanov, captain of the Boston Raiders, has a boyfriend. A definitely real, suspiciously (and boringly) handsome, conveniently offline, consistently unable to meet up in real life boyfriend.

    Who lives in Canada.

    Unfortunately for him, absolutely no one believes him.

    The more serious Ilya gets about his Totally Real Canadian Boyfriend™️, the more concerned his teammates become that someone either needs to call MTV and get him on the next episode of Catfish or that he's slowly losing his mind.

    Shane Hollander is, fortunately, very real, very sarcastic, and increasingly delighted that an entire NHL locker room seems to think that he's a government psyop to distract Ilya from his game.

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    24 Jun 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Just fuck me up I guess

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    It starts with Hollanov going viral for Shane kissing Ilya's hand in a grocery parking lot, and leads to the world seeing how painfully in love the two are.

    OR, Shane and Ilya being domestic and in love in public, as seen through the eyes of the internet and their friends, a social media, 5+1 Fic.

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    14 Jun 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Just fuck me up I guess

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    “You are planning to rob me or what?” He hears Rozanov call, and he can’t help but smile slightly even as he rolls his eyes, closing the door to the linen closet and feeling strangely lighter than when he opened it, reassured that he’s just trying to read into a blank page, that today doesn’t mean anything more than Rozanov doesn’t mind him being around, which is strangely flattering.

    “I don’t know,” he calls back. “Don’t Russians like diamonds and fur and stuff? Where should I start looking if I want to know what my options are?”

    He hears Rozanov laugh, and it makes him smile.

    When he joins him in the living room once more, Rozanov tugs him down to lean against him again. Shane goes easier this time, settling into it, knowing it doesn’t mean anything other than the fact that he just happens to be the closest warm body, the person on Rozanov’s roster who filled today’s slot.

    (the tuna meltdown doesn't happen) (this does not mean they get ANY better at communication)

    (or: how shane didn't realize he had a boyfriend for several months)

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    12 Jun 2026

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    Just fuck me up I guess

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    “It is the worst day of my life,” Ilya declares, throwing himself dramatically onto one of the kitchen stools. “I went to go get lunch at Russian place I like, the one with lamb pelmeni? They had sign on the door. They are closing. Forever.”

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    Or: Ilya’s favorite Russian restaurant in Ottawa is going out of business. There is only one thing Shane “Mr. Real Estate” Hollander can do.

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    01 Jun 2026

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    After years of sharing classes Eddie finally found himself interacting with Steve Harrington. Inexplicably the guy wouldn't leave him alone. How is Eddie supposed to suppress his dumb crush when he can't dodge the object of his desire?

    Set right after season 2, and goes up through 3. This is a slow burn, my friends. Lots of flirting and banter, and fluff, but knowing me there will be a little angst mixed in for flavor.
    Tags will likely update as I go.

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    03 Nov 2022