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    Rumi just wanted to survive her job and maybe reduce a little stress, not get emotionally wrecked by a yoga class.
    But thanks to her unhinged best friend Zoey (who may or may not be trying to play matchmaker), she ends up in a studio led by Mira, a stunning, graceful, slightly mysterious yoga goddess who smells like lavender and has thighs that could end empires.
    Rumi tries to play it cool. She fails. Spectacularly.
    What starts with awkward stretching and Rumi trying very hard not to stare, turns into deep conversations, accidental body contact, gay panic, dancing, full emotional breakdowns and very flexible sex. Yes, there’s crying. Yes, there’s touching. No, not in that order.
    But with honesty, a little sweat and a lot of Zoey screaming, Rumi finally learns what it means to let someone in and to stop running from what (and who) makes her heart feel safe.
    Also, yoga? Kinda life-changing. 10/10 would bend again.

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    23 May 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 45

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    Rumi and Mira have established their relationship after a heated night together. Zoey wonders if they would feel the same toward her if she were allowed a heated night, too.

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    23 May 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 66

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    Mira is the new teacher in school, and Rumi already hates her.

    Dealing with her snarky comments in the teachers' lounge, to the way she shows up randomly to give Rumi another snarky comment about her eating habits, Rumi refuses to indulge in Mira's attempts at friendship.

    Or Mira's attempts to grow closer in more ways than one.

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    Rumira Teacher AU based off art by @zitelean on twitter

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    16 May 2026

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    Mira watches as Rumi gets dressed and pats herself down to see if she has everything. Despite how good the money is, it slips out anyway. “I think you’ll find a therapist is more suitable to your needs, darling. And a lot cheaper too.”

    “Therapists don’t show off their lingerie when I visit. O-Or cuddle me,” Rumi says, cheeks flushed, and opens the door. “See you next week.”

     

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    Celebrity Rumi hires sex worker Mira to figure out what she’s into. What could possibly go wrong?

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    02 May 2026

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    “okay, so i’m gonna start now. just let me know if anything is uncomfortable or if you want to stop at any moment.”

    rumi nods as best as she can with her face stuffed into a hole.

    “sounds good,” she croaks. now she’ll also go to hell for being a liar, because nothing about what’s about to happen sounds good. it sounds awful and terrifying that a beautiful woman with presumably soft hands is going to be touching her naked body when she was so unprepared for this, even if ‘full body’ should have been indicative that she’d be getting quite naked. she just really didn’t anticipate mira.

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    the one where rumi goes to a spa for the first time and discovers some things about herself when her masseuse turns out to be way hotter than she could've ever imagined.

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    27 Apr 2026