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    What happens when a freshly traumatized 7-year-old Percy is transported in the past, ends up on Polyphemus Island, and meets a certain crew?

    Let's find out, shall we!

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    02 Apr 2026

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    When Apollo crosses a line and flirts one too many times with Ares’ lover—Percy Jackson—the God of War loses all patience. What follows is a chaos-filled day on Olympus as Hephaestus, Hermes, and Aphrodite try to keep Apollo alive, Ares from exploding, and Percy’s name out of divine property damage reports.

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    19 Mar 2026

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    Being a demigod doesn't pay too well (or, you know, at all) so Percy gets a job at a local restaurant. When girls ask him to switch tables with them to escape getting hit on by creepy guys, he always agrees. He's in for a bit of a surprise one night when he recognizes one of the creepy guys.

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    14 Mar 2026

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    A young seal begins breaking into the Batcave, stealing food and making messes. Over time they begin to notice his odd behaviors and almost human like intelligence. With all coming to the same conclusion, this is not a normal seal.

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    09 Feb 2026

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    Another pause. "And you-" Dick coughed. "And you've dealt with this kind of stuff before?"

    "Who. The fuck. Else. Is going to." He gritted, glaring across at him. Dick went quiet, and the basement's darkness seemed to flatten the air around them as they stood in each other's company, slightly awkward.

    Dick swallowed, making an aborted gesture over at him. "So what are you a ghostbuster or something?"

    "Oh my god," Jason groaned to himself, instantly turning and walking over to the hole leading out, preparing his grapple so he could leave. He did not have time for this.

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    Having use of the All-Blades means Jason's pretty used to being the most qualified person in Gotham to deal with supernatural issues. Why Dick's randomly started trying to help he has no fucking clue.

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    09 Feb 2026