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• concealer and concealed by SithStitch

  Fandoms: Inanimate Insanity (Web Series)  

  • General Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Other
  • Complete Work

  18 Jun 2026

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Lightbulb/Paintbrush (Inanimate Insanity)
  • Lightbulb (Inanimate Insanity)
  • Paintbrush (Inanimate Insanity)
  • Fluff
  • No Angst
  • Makeup
  • like actual makeup
  • Oneshot
  • Objects Are Not Humanized (Object Shows)
  • no beta i dont get paid enough for that
  • Kissing
  • Flirting

  Summary

  Lightbulb is trying out makeup for the first time in a while and Paintbrush offers to help!.. although neither of them quite know what they're doing.

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  2,640

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  15

  Kudos:

  20

  Bookmarks:

  5

  Hits:

  235

• Dear Test Tube. by SithStitch

  Fandoms: Inanimate Insanity (Web Series)  

  • Not Rated
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • F/M
  • Complete Work

  03 Jun 2026

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Fan/Test Tube (Inanimate Insanity)
  • Fan (Inanimate Insanity)
  • Test Tube (Inanimate Insanity)
  • Paintbrush (Inanimate Insanity)
  • Lightbulb (Inanimate Insanity)
  • Hanahaki Disease
  • Blood
  • Hurt/Comfort
  • Fluff and Angst
  • Angst
  • Minor Lightbulb/Paintbrush (Inanimate Insanity)
  • Fan Needs a Hug (Inanimate Insanity)
  • Angst with a Happy Ending
  • First Dates
  • First Kiss
  • Objects Are Not Humanized (Object Shows)
  • Takes place sometime during S4 but before Fan get sniped L
  • Near Death Experiences
  • Might be Out of Character
  • Paintbrush shares a room with Fan
  • Aromantic Fan if you squint
  • No Beta

  Summary

  When violent coughs and soft paper flowers overtake Fan's life, it's quite obvious who the first object he'll turn to is. Friends with their own personal troubles help him along the way, but little does he know the chain of events that transpire nearly cost him his own life.

  -
  ..or Fantube Hanahaki Disease AU! With sprinkles of Lightbrush in there.

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  11,063

  Chapters:

  3/3

  Comments:

  16

  Kudos:

  31

  Bookmarks:

  5

  Hits:

  314

• The Sour and the Sweet by SithStitch

  Fandoms: Inanimate Insanity (Web Series)  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • F/F, Other
  • Complete Work

  17 May 2026

  Tags

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  • Microphone/Soap/Taco (Inanimate Insanity)
  • Microphone/Soap (Inanimate Insanity)
  • Soap/Taco (Inanimate Insanity)
  • Microphone/Taco (Inanimate Insanity)
  • Taco (Inanimate Insanity)
  • Microphone (Inanimate Insanity)
  • Soap (Inanimate Insanity)
  • Light Angst
  • Fluff
  • Sleepovers
  • Drunkenness
  • Drunken Kissing
  • Taco Needs a Hug (Inanimate Insanity)
  • Author Projecting Onto Taco (Inanimate Insanity)
  • taco and soap have mildddd beef
  • author doesn't know how to write alcohol for SHIT
  • Making Out
  • Objects Are Not Humanized (Object Shows)

  Summary

  Taco seems to be stuck in her own depressive mind again, so Microphone decides to plan a sleepover with her and Soap to cheer her up!
  Although when alcohol enters the equation, things take an interesting turn.

  -
  ..or 5.3k words of straight up yuri. Author is too aroace for all of this.

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  5,391

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  5

  Kudos:

  25

  Bookmarks:

  3

  Hits:

  133

• guilt. by SithStitch

  Fandoms: Inanimate Insanity (Web Series)  

  • Not Rated
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • F/F
  • Complete Work

  08 May 2026

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Microphone/Taco (Inanimate Insanity)
  • Taco (Inanimate Insanity)
  • Microphone (Inanimate Insanity)
  • Light Angst
  • Hurt/Comfort
  • Oneshot
  • Fluff
  • Sleepy Kisses
  • I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping
  • author is coping
  • Taco Needs a Hug (Inanimate Insanity)
  • Taco-centric (Inanimate Insanity)
  • Author Projecting Onto Taco (Inanimate Insanity)
  • Objects Are Not Humanized (Object Shows)
  • no beta we die like me
  • Implied/Referenced Self-Harm
  • lots of kisses

  Summary

  genuinely wrote this instead of sleeping

  You think sleeping next to an object much larger, warmer and more loving than you would make you feel something. But no.
  Taco wakes up in the middle of the night feeling extremely guilty over her past, Microphone is there to comfort her. Lots and lots of kisses

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  2,066

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  12

  Kudos:

  36

  Bookmarks:

  3

  Hits:

  221

• ..Something like that. by SithStitch

  Fandoms: Inanimate Insanity (Web Series)  

  • Not Rated
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  25 Apr 2026

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Knife/Trophy (Inanimate Insanity)
  • Trophy (Inanimate Insanity)
  • Knife (Inanimate Insanity)
  • Tissues (Inanimate Insanity)
  • Objects Are Not Humanized (Object Shows)
  • Fluff
  • Internalized Homophobia
  • maybee?
  • Drinking
  • just a little
  • Mentioned Tissues (Inanimate Insanity)
  • Might be Out of Character
  • I don't write these two
  • Teasing
  • The LIGHTEST speckle of angst you can imagine
  • No Beta
  • Trophy POV
  • Takes place sometime after S4 Ep 5? idk
  • They’re so gay it gets annoying
  • sharing drinks
  • First Kiss
  • Inspired by Art
  • gay gay homosexual gay
  • Knife Lives (Inanimate Insanity)

  Summary

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  In which Trophy finds himself lying awake for hours on end, thinking of the one object he wish wouldn't. He ends up leaving his hotel room for a drink or two, unfortunately for him he's not the only one awake.

  "Long night?"

  "..Something like that."
  -

  I never write or engage with this ship so it mighttt be out of character sorry!!

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  3,288

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  27

  Kudos:

  67

  Bookmarks:

  5

  Hits:

  366