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    “Just an interview would be good,” Peter said, clearing his throat. “I’m mostly a photographer, not sure I’ve got the interrogator qualifications.”

    “Photographer, hmmm. . .well, I can definitely think of a few things you could take a picture of -” Deadpool started, then stopped, lenses narrowing. “Wait a flaming hot second. Peter Parker? Why does that name sound familiar?”

    Peter tensed. Had someone figured out Spiderman’s secret identity and sicced a mercenary on him to try and catch him when he wasn’t in costume?

    As Peter began to spiral, Deadpool glanced down at the newspaper in his lap, looking at the front page cover. He squinted, pulled the paper closer to his face, and then let out an auditory gasp.

    “Holy shit balls, you’re the guy who takes all those hot pictures of Spiderman!”

    “Excuse me?” Peter said, torn between relief and confusion.

    *

    or, Peter has to interview Deadpool, which quickly spirals into him being offered an obscene amount of money to sell Deadpool pictures of Spiderman. Between keeping up his secret identity, Deadpool’s flirting, and a growing mob threat, Peter quickly gets in over his head.

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    26 Sep 2025

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    Based on noxi_lumi's Hunting!Spider AU

    To save his universe from a synthetic drug made from his venom, Peter exiles himself to a new universe to give everyone he loves a fresh start. After a month of trying to get used to a new New York that's ever so slightly different, he ends up finding his footing: bartending at Sister Margaret's on the dayshift, and picking up the reins of Spider-Man at night.

    Wade gets back from a job to find that there's a new annoying baby hero in town that's messing up his shit (boo!) and that the new bartender at Sister Margaret's is the hottest, funniest, most adorable hunk Wade ever did propose marriage to immediately.

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    02 Dec 2024

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    Ever since "the incident" Peter hasn't had the heart to wear the suit. (The multi-million dollar bane of his existence.) Just like he hasn't had the heart to paint, not since May's death. So he keeps to himself, focusing on classwork at MIT, and holding his friend group together after his break up with MJ. Spider-Man would have to wait. And he did wait, right next to the paints on the floor, out of sight, out of mind.

    For the most part.

    But when Deadpool strolls into his city, something sparks in Peter that he hasn't felt since he was Spider-Man. The consuming need to defend those who can't defend themselves.

    Even if Peter could get the suit on, how is he supposed to protect the city, while trying to protect himself from getting hurt again? (And why can't he stop thinking about what Deadpool looks like under the mask?)

    Can Deadpool coax Spider-Man out of hiding, without falling in love with him?

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    02 Dec 2024

  4. Public Bookmark 43

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    Steve Harrington is everything Eddie Munson could ever want. He's handsome, he isn't a total jerk, he's REALLY handsome, and he cares whether Eddie lives or dies. Oh, and did Eddie mention he's incredibly handsome? If not for being cuffed to his hospital bed for weeks, he probably would've proposed to the guy the moment he woke up post-Vecna. He still wants to one day. In fact, a lifetime with Steve, his charming rescuer and new best friend, is all Eddie can ever think and dream about these days.

    The problem with that, you ask? Steve's just entered into a very happy relationship - a very happy relationship with a very cool, very sweet girl, who definitely is not made up only in Steve's head.

    This is the complicated story of what happens when two star-crossed and messy souls call out into the night to each other and hear back, for better or for worse.

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    12 Oct 2024

  5. Public Bookmark 40

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    When the Mushroom Kingdom finds itself in financial ruin, young Princess Peach is forced to make a difficult decision for the sake of her people. She offers her hand in marriage to the mysterious King Koopa, a wealthy older man from a faraway kingdom. Things seem to be going well enough- until the Princess goes missing!

    With no princess to marry the king, the economy will surely fall to ruin. The Mushroom Kingdom needs a hero. Luckily, they have not one, but two. While royal tutor Mario tracks down the beloved Princess Peach, local pauper Luigi is happy to step up and hold down the fort at home.

    It's truly a miracle he fits so perfectly in her gowns.

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    30 Sep 2024