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    Techno doesn’t know exactly when Dream and his little friends started this weird game-thing, but he can clearly remember when Dream went from having one of his friends chasing him, to two, to three, to four, and then finally, recently, five. Every single time, without fail, Dream will walk over to Techno and some other piglins before showering Techno in gold.

    Realistically, he knows that Dream and his friends probably don’t end up at the same place every time, and surely they’ve played games and traded with piglins that Techno didn’t know about, but he likes to pretend that Dream gives his gold to Techno and Techno only. 

    … Okay, he might be a bigger simp than previously thought.

    “Well, well, well, if it isn’t my favorite piglin.”

    Or: Techno is a regular piglin during Dream's manhunts, and he simps accordingly for the blond

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    19 May 2026

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    There was no rule that a prince needed to be proper—well, there was. But no one should acknowledge such a stupid rule. (Or, the one where Dream kept collecting deranged men and enabled their unhealthy habits.) [Wilbur/Dream; snippets of modern kingdom au]

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    18 May 2026

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    The men of her own group turned their backs on her, men whose lives were saved by her and who spent months training alongside her...
    But one man saw her as an equal, the one who should be her greatest enemy, the one who would have every reason to break her apart, was the one who saw her potential the most and did not underestimate her for being a woman for even a second.
    Shang spared her out of a debt... Shan Yu helped her because she was a warrior worthy of his respect.

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    04 May 2026

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    Tommy bristled, scowling, clearly offended. “Excuse you?” He hissed. “I’m a vampire, Dream. I quite literally need blood to survive.”

    And yea, that was definitely not on Dream’s bingo card. He had expected Tommy to be a hybrid, sure. An avian hybrid, maybe. A half-demon like Bad, even. The one thing he didn’t expect was Tommy being a vampire.

    It wasn’t until Tommy shrank back that Dream blinked, realizing that he had been staring for far too long. Dream breathed out slowly. Okay. This was...something. “...So, like, how long have you known that you couldn’t eat the stuff I gave you and didn’t say a word about it?”

    Tommy swallowed nervously, sheepishly rubbing the back of his neck. “...’Bout since the first time, maybe..? I thought you knew?”

    “How the hell was I supposed to know that you’d be a vampire?!” Dream yelled, eyes wide behind his mask as he stared incredulously at Tommy. “You didn’t tell me! Nobody did!”


    An AU where SBI are vampires! Dream suffers mentally, somehow gets closer with SBI, and gets a redemption arc.

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    26 Apr 2026

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    Dream is a piglin hybrid and hides it from the server using the mask, but when Technoblade an older piglin hybrid joined the server things get weird when mating season comes around.

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    Dream screws up a few times leading to Technoblade figuring him out and starts acting possessive before giving Dream a courting gift.

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    Dream doesn't know why the fuck Techno has taken to stalking him only to find out he wants to fuck his ass.

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    11 Apr 2026